# Kanicbird, you are an idiot. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555 "2009-02-19T15:53:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/321 "2009-02-27T14:01:39Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Where does he come UP with this shit? Who knows? Where did Andy Kaufman come with his bits? Why ask why? Just sit back, think up some “what if God made a rock so big even He can’t lift it” type questions, have a glass of lemonade and enjoy the show, that’s what I say. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/322 "2009-02-27T14:11:21Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [This is…interesting.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10880339&postcount=568): > > Where does he come UP with this shit? Because I never, in all my years of Catholic school (NINE!) ever, heard anything like this? Ever. That is a gross insult to everyone who raised a child that wasn’t theirs biologically If a woman carries another woman’s fertilized egg to term, who is the “spiritual” mother. Absolute bullshit.. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/323 "2009-02-27T19:54:41Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [This is…interesting.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10880339&postcount=568): > > Where does he come UP with this shit? Because I never, in all my years of Catholic school (NINE!) ever, heard anything like this? Ever. Wow, that **is** weirdly..interesting. A lady I work with teaches some kind of teen sex ed class at her (Catholic, but maybe not mainstream Catholic) church and teaches some odd things, as well.. One thing that she tried to explain to me one day was that women develop some kind of hormonal bonds of love with their sexual partners through orgasms. So, if women have sex with and orgasms with multiple partners before marriage, they will have (not sure how) used up or damaged the ability to produce these hormones and therefore be unable to make a love-bond with their spouse. Or something like that. I had stopped paying attention kind of early. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/324 "2009-02-28T04:51:15Z")
[This is just too sick for words.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10885933&postcount=598) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/325 "2009-02-28T04:55:30Z")
I have a few theories on what ministers have said to **Kanicbird** They include “I’m already here. But we still need a young priest.” “What else do the voices say son?” “Your name wouldn’t be ‘Legion’, would it?” and “Have you considered Judaism?” ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/326 "2009-02-28T05:04:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [This is just too sick for words.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10885933&postcount=598) He’s just the Baskin-Robbins of insanity, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/327 "2009-02-28T05:31:44Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > He’s just the Baskin-Robbins of insanity, isn’t he? I think I love you ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/328 "2009-02-28T10:35:15Z")
So what are you so afraid of? Are you afraid that you’re not sure of a love there is no cure for? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/329 "2009-02-28T15:09:18Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > So what are you so afraid of? > Are you afraid that you’re not sure of a love there is no cure for? I think I love you. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/330 "2009-02-28T22:32:51Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think I love you. Did you just spring out of your bed and scream that, or was that in the middle of my day dream? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/331 "2009-02-28T23:13:00Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > Did you just spring out of your bed and scream that, or was that in the middle of my day dream? I didn’t know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself-I’d hide it to myself and never talk about it. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/332 "2009-03-01T01:04:51Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > I have a few theories on what ministers have said to **Kanicbird** > > They include > > “I’m already here. But we still need a young priest.” > “What else do the voices say son?” > “Your name wouldn’t be ‘Legion’, would it?” > > and > > “Have you considered Judaism?” On at least one of your theories, if I were **Gadarene** , I’d be starting to worry. 🙂 (Note: will you guys stop Monkeeing around? This is **serious**!) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/333 "2009-03-01T01:41:30Z")
Just popping in to say that while I understand how the OP feels, I thought the OP was extremely abusive to **Kanicbird** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/334 "2009-03-01T01:51:57Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [This is just too sick for words.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10885933&postcount=598) That and I hate to say it, was rather confusing, until **DocCathode** worded it better. I also missed the part where he talked about working with troubled children. _shudder_ Those poor kids could really be scared out of their wits, and come away with some very confusing, very scary, and potentially psychologically damaging ideas. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/335 "2009-03-01T02:19:02Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [This is just too sick for words.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10885933&postcount=598) But if it’s all part of The Plan, then it all just comes out in the wash…right? ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/336 "2009-03-01T02:21:19Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I didn’t know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself-I’d hide it to myself and never talk about it. Then why did you go and shout when she walked into the room? ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/337 "2009-03-01T02:24:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [This is just too sick for words.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10885933&postcount=598) As bad as that sounds it’s interesting to me that someone whom I see as a hardcore Christian mentions a theology that reminds me of of Karma and reincarnation. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/338 "2009-03-01T02:30:39Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Just popping in to say that while I understand how the OP feels, I thought the OP was extremely abusive to **Kanicbird** In what way? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/339 "2009-03-01T04:35:02Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > Then why did you go and shout when she walked into the room? I only wanna make you happy, and if you say “hey go away” I will. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/340 "2009-03-01T07:02:43Z")
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