# Kanicbird, you are an idiot.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 19, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555 "2009-02-19T15:53:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/206 "2009-02-23T16:53:02Z")

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> [@Ouija Boards - I used to think it was bull until......](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards-i-used-to-think-it-was-bull-until/486528/357):
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> They have/can take on may forms, I have seen them as appearing as human (males/females **and babies** ), animals, a pig faces little imp, shadow creatures, and disfigured spirits.

> [@Ouija Boards - I used to think it was bull until......](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards-i-used-to-think-it-was-bull-until/486528/369):
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> Yesterday I walked on top of a lake and didn’t get wet at all.

Okay, these quotes from the Ouija thread have really tipped the scales for me. So KB thinks that some babies are demons in disguise and that he, much like Jesus, can walk on water? I am going to throw my hat into the “KB is mentally ill” ring with the dopers who mentioned that they think KB might be delusional and just hope and pray that I never actually have any kind of direct contact with him.

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