# Kanicbird, you are an idiot.

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**Created:** [February 19, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555 "2009-02-19T15:53:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-an-idiot/486555/229 "2009-02-23T23:20:48Z")

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You want insanity? I offer exhibit A (from the infamous [Ouija Board thread)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10865042#post10865042):

> [@Ouija Boards - I used to think it was bull until......](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ouija-boards-i-used-to-think-it-was-bull-until/486528/380):
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> They [demons / spirit guides] exploit our weaknesses, I like to explore, they offered a whole new, but dark, world to explore. I also believe the ‘gay gene’ is just a marker for them to guide some people into homosexuality.
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> I believe I always knew they existed, and believe I was visited very early in life by them, pre-birth and many times after.
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> A soul tie is the uniting of 2 souls into one, physically sex does this as the 2 souls become (now are in) one flesh. In a Loving scriptural marriage this is a great blessing, in the demonic realms this is how much of voodoo works, even putting anothers soul with a animal’s soul and tormenting/killing that animal to hurt the person.

The prosecution rests.

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