# kanicbird, you are the stupidest POS I've ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 13, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333 "2009-03-13T15:17:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/21 "2009-03-13T16:48:22Z")
I thought original sin doesn’t start until you’re born…then your evil. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/22 "2009-03-13T16:50:14Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > God bless your daughter. I don’t know the cause of the birth defect, but it may be something she accepted as part of coming into the world. We all make some deals, as we all fall short of the glory of God, we all have our sinful tendencies, we all make mistakes. > \*\* > Don’t Call Me Shirley\*\* seems to equate that with your offspring is evil, I really don’t know how that relationship was made. Or it may be a birth defect you fucking fruitcake. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/23 "2009-03-13T16:57:48Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > God bless your daughter. I don’t know the cause of the birth defect, but it may be something she accepted as part of coming into the world. We all make some deals, as we all fall short of the glory of God, we all have our sinful tendencies, we all make mistakes. > \*\* Jesus would weep to hear how you bastardise his teachings. ---
**Author:** ![Doom\_Slinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Doom\_Slinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doom_Slinger)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/24 "2009-03-13T16:58:16Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > God bless your daughter. I don’t know the cause of the birth defect, but it may be something she accepted as part of coming into the world. We all make some deals, as we all fall short of the glory of God, we all have our sinful tendencies, we all make mistakes. I don’t know what kind of deal _you_ made, but I’m pretty sure you got ripped off. Nothing is worth being saddled with the kind of idiocy that you’re afflicted with. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/25 "2009-03-13T17:02:22Z")
> [@Doom\_Slinger](#): > > I don’t know what kind of deal _you_ made, but I’m pretty sure you got ripped off. Nothing is worth being saddled with the kind of idiocy that you’re afflicted with. That is some funny shit right there. I’m still laughing. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/26 "2009-03-13T17:31:57Z")
Ah, the loving forgiveness of the “blame the victim” mindset. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/27 "2009-03-13T17:33:02Z")
The mind boggles at the…bizarreness of statements like those or like this: Kanicbird: > [@](#): > > Also to mention that God states fetal children are capable of recognizing each other while both are in different wombs. And just how the hell do they do that? And where, in what book is that even spelled out? Or is it something you heard from a preacher who, obviously, must be telling the truth? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/28 "2009-03-13T17:39:34Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > And just how the hell do they do that? And where, in what book is that even spelled out? Or is it something you heard from a preacher who, obviously, must be telling the truth? Well, obviously… [QUOTE=kanicbird] We all make some deals, as we all fall short of the glory of God, we all have our sinful tendencies, we all make mistakes. [/QUOTE] …the “X-ray vision but only for 9 months” is a popular deal among foetuses. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/29 "2009-03-13T17:40:04Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > And just how the hell do they do that? And where, in what book is that even spelled out? Or is it something you heard from a preacher who, obviously, must be telling the truth? Eh, I can actually guess at that one: Luke chapter 1, when Elizabeth is preggers with John the Baptist and she hears Mary, preggers with Jesus, call out a greeting, supposedly John “leapt in the womb” or some such shit. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/30 "2009-03-13T17:53:28Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > I don’t know the cause of the birth defect, but it may be something she accepted as part of coming into the world. You’re slipping up. That’s a Buddhist philosophy, not a Christian one. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/31 "2009-03-13T18:02:26Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > You’re slipping up. That’s a Buddhist philosophy, not a Christian one. Who said anything about **kanicbird** being an actual Christian? His worldview is a patchwork of cherry-picked and misunderstood Biblical quotes and some totally made-up stuff to fill in the gaps. It’s sort of like an adobe religion. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/32 "2009-03-13T18:05:58Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > You’re slipping up. That’s a Buddhist philosophy, not a Christian one. Yea but he’s hung up on good, evil, and self. Delusions which block enlightenment, and lead to suffering. At least if I understand Buddhism correctly. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/33 "2009-03-13T18:15:38Z")
We’ve had this discussion before. Last month, I think. He’s not a troll, he’s insane. Like, clinically diagnosed as insane. IIRC, his psychiatrists “got it wrong” and he’s “healed by Jesus”. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/34 "2009-03-13T18:22:43Z")
**kanicbird** has been around for a long time. Has (s)he always been such a fucking nutjob but just too quiet for anyone to notice, or is this a new thing? If it’s new…what the _fuck_ happened, kanic? Were you lobotomized? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/35 "2009-03-13T18:24:27Z")
Pod person. My vote is for pod person. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/36 "2009-03-13T18:27:24Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > **kanicbird** has been around for a long time. Has (s)he always been such a fucking nutjob but just too quiet for anyone to notice, or is this a new thing? I vote for, “ **NinjaChick** hasn’t been paying attention.” He’s been like this pretty much since he showed up, as far as I can tell. Here’s his first (well, earliest available) post: > [@](#): > > The relationship between a Lord Jesus and a person is personal, how He will speak to you may not be the same as how He speaks to me or how He may speak to another. If yo are looking on how He speaks to you don’t look at how He speaks to another as He may not want to talk to you that way. > > Historical/biblical you can have: > -‘Word of knowledge’ a word or phrase just comes to you, some have reported this word or phrase just materializes inside their head, sometimes visual or audible. > > - through His servants and prophets > - visions > - dreams > - possibly sometimes through an enemy (demon) as they sometimes are forced to say what God wants them to. > - once through a talking ass (donkey)\* > - through Angels > - Jesus Himself in person > - casting lots > - weather\*\* > - Father Himself > - ‘signs and wonders’\*\*\* > > and a broad category through His Holy Spirit who can talk to you in so many ways. One way of looking at it is God is always talking to us in every method, but we need His Spirit for us to understand it. Many get the Spirit to speak to them in reading, meditating on the Word. > > I have personally experienced many of the above, thanks be to God, it is really wonderful and it is available to anyone who truly seeks Him, Praise be to our Lord Jesus! \*Well, there’s definitely one talking ass who thinks Jesus speaks through him. \*\*Meteorologists are the true priests. Who knew? \*\*\*Disney World- it’s Jesus Country! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/37 "2009-03-13T18:40:36Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Oh my **stars**. Now it’s not just God smiting the fetus, it’s the _fetus’s idea._ > > That’s… a _unique_ point of view. Thankfully. Not really. I know a few New Agey types who believe that we choose the kind of life we want to have before we’re born, the idea being that we have lessons to learn before we can move on to the next stage of existence. Kind of Buddhist, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/38 "2009-03-13T18:41:50Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > **kanicbird** is too self-centered and immature to imagine what it’s like to be anyone else. His lack of empathy is what makes him a Christian, because fundamentalist Christianity often attracts psychopathic lunatics who enjoy making up bullshit to enable their delusional behavior. > > Of course, that’s assuming **kanicbird** actually believes the bullshit he keeps spouting – which I strongly doubt. You know better than to post under someone else’s name, **Der Trihs** ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/39 "2009-03-13T18:43:28Z")
From what I remember of his posting history, **kanicbird** has always been kind of on the conservative Christian side, but he used to post more like a normal fundy – :rolleyes: stuff, but not WTF :eek: stuff. In the last year or two he seems to have become more overtly religiose and eccentric in his postings – perhaps not unlike someone who has gone off his meds. I think he believes what he says, but I don’t think these are any kind of denominational church teachings. They seem highly idiosyncratic to me. I suspect there may be a psychiatric issue going on. Is it true that he’s been formally diagnosed and is refusing treatment? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/40 "2009-03-13T18:49:40Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > My daughter has a birth defect. Does that mean she’s only half evil? > > Should I be sleeping with one eye open here? Need answer fast! Just watch her around safety pins and electric blankets… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333.md?page=3)