# kanicbird, you are the stupidest POS I've ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 13, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333 "2009-03-13T15:17:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/101 "2009-03-16T19:20:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I’m currently reading a book of essays entitled _The Daily Show and Philosphy_, and it occurred to me that a lot of **Kanicbird** ’s declarations are the epitome of “truthiness.” I think they have to at least _sound_ truthful to be truthy. Kanicbird’s sound mostly like gibberish. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/102 "2009-03-16T19:22:55Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > So blind people do not have eyes? Hmmm, there’s something deeper here. What is the sound of one eye blinking? What is the view of two blind eyes? If a blind man shits in the forest… ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/103 "2009-03-16T20:35:18Z")
We really do not need to spend any more time feeding the cruel, cretinous presence that goes by the name of **Kanicbird**. He is ‘a satanic demon intent on disseminating made up rubbish’, according to _his own reasoning_. The proof is in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=510229) about the paranormal. Specifically, see [his assertion that people said to be ‘deluded’ just lack cogency (but are not in any sense incorrect)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10939495&postcount=31) and [my assertion that I entertain the delusion that Kb is a satanic demon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10939578&postcount=32) from which it follows, according to **Kanicbird’s** reasoning that I am in no way incorrect, just lacking in cogency. **Kanicbird** has offered no rebuttal to this point anywhere in the rest of the thread. The phrase ‘hoist by his own petard’ comes to mind. For anyone missing the fun, the [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=510229) is rapidly degenerating into one of the greatest ever collections of **Kanicbird’s** ‘weapons grade ignorance’, to use **hotflungwok’s** brilliant phrase. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/104 "2009-03-17T01:31:43Z")
BTW, **Jack Batty** , you have my condolences, and I’m extremely pissed on your behalf (hell, on EVERYONE’S behal!) for what he’s claiming about kids with disabilities. Fucking bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/105 "2009-03-17T01:54:03Z")
Thanks. But I kind of opened myself open for that one. I don’t know what the fuck else I expected to vomit forth from that fruit-loop. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/106 "2009-03-17T02:30:41Z")
> [@ianzin](#): > > [my assertion that I entertain the delusion that Kb is a satanic demon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10939578&postcount=32) from which it follows, according to **Kanicbird’s** reasoning that I am in no way incorrect, just lacking in cogency. Did he just call Allah a “satanic God”? Doesn’t he understand that Jews, Christians & Muslims ALL WORSHIP THE SAME GOD?!? OTOH, he’s implied the Christian God is a demon, so that’s the first smart thing he’s said. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/107 "2009-03-17T02:39:17Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > Did he just call Allah a “satanic God”? Doesn’t he understand that Jews, Christians & Muslims ALL WORSHIP THE SAME GOD?!? You just asked if **kanicbird** understands something. I hope I don’t have to explain the problem with that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/108 "2009-03-17T04:57:02Z")
> [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](#): > > In [this post,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10916861&postcount=54) **kanicbird** states that when a fetus dies naturally, (ie a miscarriage), it is because the fetus is evil and God killed it. > > Words fail. You are a true piece of shit. Imagine how someone who has lost a baby would feel to be told that God deliberately killed their baby because it was evil. I wish I could tell you what I really think of you, and what I hope happens to you or your demon spawn someday. Only someone who’s religous, lost a child and who buys **Kanicbird’s** explanation for God’s hand in spontaneous abortions would get genuinely upset. That would be very few people. There are few like **Kanicbird** Most would just shake their heads. Imagine such a sorrowful person who repeats that claim of evil babies to us in GD. Are they to be flamed or pitied ? I’m truly feely deeply sorry for her. I’d feel much better if I could believe she’s a troll.Then I’d be really pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/109 "2009-03-17T05:03:33Z")
**Kanicbird** is a he, **Dutchman**. It’s been pointed out to him that “Allah” is merely “God” in another language, much like “Dios”, or whatever. He still won’t budge. (Even though CHRISTIANS who speak Arabic use the word “allah”, IIRC. Dude is a complete froot loop) ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/110 "2009-03-17T14:23:32Z")
**Kanicbird** has just evacuated his bowels all over the [paranormal thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=510229) again, dumping yet more brainless godrot on to the screen. His latest deranged assertion is that ‘truth is above facts’. I have asked him if this is a fact. I know this board has an ‘Ignore’ function, although I’ve never used it. Does it also have a ‘Name Translation’ function? It would be helpful if, each time **Kanicbird** posted something, the name that actually appeared on my screen was, ‘ **Vile, heartless, hate-filled pus dollop from Logical Bypass Land** ’. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/111 "2009-03-17T15:37:40Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **Kanicbird** is a he, **Dutchman**. > > It’s been pointed out to him that “Allah” is merely “God” in another language, much like “Dios”, or whatever. He still won’t budge. (Even though CHRISTIANS who speak Arabic use the word “allah”, IIRC. Dude is a complete froot loop) God looks at the heart, He knows if you are calling to Him, the God of the Bible, or to the god of the Koran, no matter what words or language you use. When we say Allah here in the US we mean the god that enslaves people to worship much as what was required of the Prophet Daniel (but he did not give into). If a Christian calls the Father Allah that’s his name for Him, as he is not invoking the name of the god of the Koran, but the name of the God of the Bible. The God of the Bible is different then the god of the Koran, no matter what you call them. The god of the Koran leads people away from Jesus, the God of the Bible leads people to Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/112 "2009-03-17T15:53:31Z")
Which of those gods is your excuse for being such an ignorant ass, **kanicbird**? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/113 "2009-03-17T15:59:01Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > God looks at the heart, He knows if you are calling to Him, the God of the Bible, or to the god of the Koran, no matter what words or language you use. When we say Allah here in the US we mean the god that enslaves people to worship much as what was required of the Prophet Daniel (but he did not give into). > > If a Christian calls the Father Allah that’s his name for Him, as he is not invoking the name of the god of the Koran, but the name of the God of the Bible. > > The God of the Bible is different then the god of the Koran, no matter what you call them. The god of the Koran leads people away from Jesus, the God of the Bible leads people to Jesus. And you’re a bloody dumbass you know that? If that’s the case, then the God the Jews worship is also a different one, as I believe many feel the same way about the Christian God as many Christians do about Allah of the Qur’an. **ianzin** -Stephen Colbert would kill to have this guy on his show. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/114 "2009-03-17T16:06:11Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > And you’re a bloody dumbass you know that? If that’s the case, then the God the Jews worship is also a different one, as I believe many feel the same way about the Christian God as many Christians do about Allah of the Qur’an. King David would have disagreed. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/115 "2009-03-17T16:11:05Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Ah, the loving forgiveness of the “blame the victim” mindset. Yes, we are all victims, there is no such thing as Free Will. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/116 "2009-03-17T16:12:50Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > It’s sort of like an adobe religion. Adobe is a uniform composite brick made of clay, gravel and sand. Perhaps you meant, ‘Mosaic’. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/117 "2009-03-17T16:13:05Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > King David would have disagreed. Seek the spirit in which facts are truth and the otherworlds are bright before you, do not get lost in the forest of dark - it is only the demons that seek to shake you from the path, the course of the lights does not waver from our soul bodies. Hey, this is easy! ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/118 "2009-03-17T16:19:09Z")
What’s interesting here is that everyone is assuming something about **Kanicbird** ’s statement. They are assuming that being evil is the only reason God might take a fetus is because it was destined to be evil. Maybe it wasn’t destined to be evil, maybe it found God and was united with God in the womb and had no need of coming to Earth. But go ahead continue playing ‘kick the fundie’ like the good little bigotted mob that you are. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/119 "2009-03-17T16:31:11Z")
Yeah. Because meeting God in the womb makes much more sense than meeting Satan in the womb. What were we thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/120 "2009-03-17T16:33:18Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > What’s interesting here is that everyone is assuming something about **Kanicbird** ’s statement. They are assuming that being evil is the only reason God might take a fetus is because it was destined to be evil. Maybe it wasn’t destined to be evil, maybe it found God and was united with God in the womb and had no need of coming to Earth. Have you read the posts in question, or are you just having a kneejerk response? > [@](#): > > But go ahead continue playing ‘kick the fundie’ like the good little bigotted mob that you are. **kanicbird** is a deluded lunatic, not a fundie. A fundamentalist Christian would object to a lot of what he says. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333.md?page=7)