# kanicbird, you are the stupidest POS I've ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 13, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333 "2009-03-13T15:17:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/121 "2009-03-17T16:43:30Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > What’s interesting here is that everyone is assuming something about **Kanicbird** ’s statement. They are assuming that being evil is the only reason God might take a fetus is because it was destined to be evil. Maybe it wasn’t destined to be evil, maybe it found God and was united with God in the womb and had no need of coming to Earth. > > But go ahead continue playing ‘kick the fundie’ like the good little bigotted mob that you are. It isn’t a case of being a bigoted mob. It’s more a case of people not wanting to pretend that they respect some really stupid bullshit. Everyone has a right to their opinion. However, other people are not required to respect that opinion. Kanicbird has said some really wild shit, downright crazy shit. None of it makes any sense. None of it has any basis in fact, science, relious texts, philosophies, anything. It’s crazy made up jibberish. So why the hell should it get automatic respect? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/122 "2009-03-17T16:57:28Z")
Not to mention … the douchebag who tells me that my daughter’s spina bifida is as a result of a deal she made with his invisible bad guys and then tells me that if I’m offended by that, it’s my own fault … then he can take his respect, his views, his faith, and every bug-fuck insane thing he’s ever said and shove it up his eccumenical asshole. Fuck respect for that dick. ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/123 "2009-03-17T17:56:58Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > **kanicbird** is a deluded lunatic, not a fundie. He is actually ‘a satanic demon intent on disseminating made up rubbish’ and this follows _from his own words and his own reasoning_. See my post #103, above. **mswas** - just before you stone us all for our attitudes towards Kb, please note that my assertion (‘Kb is a satanic demon’) follows from Kb’s own words and his own logic. If you’ll follow the links in my post #103 you will see that this is actually the case. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/124 "2009-03-17T18:12:41Z")
**mswas** , I seem to recall **Kanicbird** telling us that he literally hears voices. Seriously-do a search for his posts. That’s not being a fundie. That’s being a complete fucking nutcake. Dude needs help. I doubt he’ll ever admit it, though. He once told me that psychiatric aid for those who delusional is dangerous, because it could destroy their faith-because what if they ARE seeing something real? Or something like that. Anyone remember? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/125 "2009-03-17T18:35:12Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > And you’re a bloody dumbass you know that? If that’s the case, then the God the Jews worship is also a different one, as I believe many feel the same way about the Christian God as many Christians do about Allah of the Qur’an. > [@kanicbird](#): > > King David would have disagreed. With what, exactly? King David lived thousands of years before either Jesus or Muhammed were born, so what’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/126 "2009-03-17T18:44:27Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > With what, exactly? King David lived thousands of years before either Jesus or Muhammed were born, so what’s your point? Following Biblical chronology (and I’m not saying it’s historically accurate), David died in 970 B.C., which makes him about 1000 years before Jesus’ death and around 1600 before the revelation to Muhammad. So _a_ thousand and change, maybe, but not _thousands_. Edited: Not that it makes your point any less relevant. I’m just nitpicking. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/127 "2009-03-17T18:52:06Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > They are assuming that being evil is the only reason God might take a fetus is because it was destined to be evil. I cannot parse this sentence at all. Anybody wish to translate? ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/128 "2009-03-17T19:19:37Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I’m gonna play “Smite The Fetus” the next time the carnival rolls into town, maybe win me a stuffed Cerberus. Is that like Whack-a-Mole? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/129 "2009-03-17T19:20:23Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Dude needs help. I doubt he’ll ever admit it, though. He once told me that psychiatric aid for those who delusional is dangerous, because it could destroy their faith-because what if they ARE seeing something real? Or something like that. Anyone remember? Are you ever going to stop playing internet psychiatrist? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/130 "2009-03-17T19:24:36Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Following Biblical chronology (and I’m not saying it’s historically accurate), David died in 970 B.C., which makes him about 1000 years before Jesus’ death and around 1600 before the revelation to Muhammad. So _a_ thousand and change, maybe, but not _thousands_. > > Edited: Not that it makes your point any less relevant. I’m just nitpicking. D’oh-I should have looked that up then. Well, either way, **Kanicbird** , that’s still 1000 years before Jesus, and 1600 before Muhammed, so what the fuck is your point? **Lord Ashtar** -I didn’t say it. **Kanicbird** did. (I’ll see if I can’t find it) ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/131 "2009-03-17T19:31:53Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > That’s the thing. The way I understand it in Buddhist philosophy you’d only be assaulting his illusion of self, which Buddhists believe to be the origin of all suffering. Buddhist theology has no good or evil as western theology teaches. It has suffering, and working to escape the reincarnation cycle of suffering by becoming enlightened. > > There’s a Buddhist story that’s sort of about that I remember reading. I’ll paraphrase from memory if that’s okay.INAB though. > > Back in the day when they had warlords and such a warlord burst into a village. Everyone in the village fled his army, except an old Zen Master. The warlord was curious why he showed no fear. So he had the old man drug in front of him, and pulled out his sword saying “don’t you know I could run this sword through without blinking an eye?”. Triumphantly the man exclaimed, “yes, but what you fail to realize is you’re talking to a man who can be ran through without blinking an eye!”. The warlord paused, and then kicked the Zen Master in the balls. The master blinked, and was enlightened. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/132 "2009-03-17T19:48:16Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > D’oh-I should have looked that up then. Well, either way, **Kanicbird** , that’s still 1000 years before Jesus, and 1600 before Muhammed, so what the fuck is your point? > > **Lord Ashtar** -I didn’t say it. **Kanicbird** did. (I’ll see if I can’t find it) [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10858552&postcount=311) I still don’t think it’s playing “internet psychiatrist” to say the guy’s a friggin’ lunatic. He definitely needs SOMETHING. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/133 "2009-03-17T20:34:21Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I still don’t think it’s playing “internet psychiatrist” to say the guy’s a friggin’ lunatic. He definitely needs SOMETHING. He’s not a psychiatrist. But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/134 "2009-03-17T23:43:16Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Dude needs help. I doubt he’ll ever admit it, though. He once told me that psychiatric aid for those who delusional is dangerous, because it could destroy their faith-because what if they ARE seeing something real? Or something like that. Anyone remember? Strangely, that’s also the plot of _Harvey_. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/135 "2009-03-18T00:44:05Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > King David would have disagreed. Oh, does he speak to you too? Makes about as much sense as everything else you’ve claimed. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/136 "2009-03-18T01:01:00Z")
> [@Katriona](#): > > Oh, does he speak to you too? Makes about as much sense as everything else you’ve claimed. “Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?” -_Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ (the film) ---
**Author:** ![aaslatten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f14d63/32.png) [@aaslatten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaslatten)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/137 "2009-03-18T03:40:58Z")
I thought religious types believe God allows children to die because they are the purest angels and Jesus is always in need of pure angels. Which is it? ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/138 "2009-03-18T06:47:32Z")
Gruntilda… the comic, that is. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/139 "2009-03-18T10:16:09Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > The God of the Bible is different then the god of the Koran, no matter what you call them. The god of the Koran leads people away from Jesus, the God of the Bible leads people to Jesus. And is the Jewish God the same as the Christian God? Does He lead Jews away from Jesus, and Christians toward Jesus? This is so fucking ignorant, even for you. And that’s saying a lot. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333/140 "2009-03-18T10:19:33Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Strangely, that’s also the plot of _Harvey_. Oh jeez, is kanicbird communicating with pookas now? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-you-are-the-stupidest-pos-ive-ever-seen/489333.md?page=8)