# Kanye+Kim = North West ... Really????

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555 "2013-06-21T14:41:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/21 "2013-06-21T16:41:38Z")

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Queuing up a fashion line called North by North West in 3…2…1…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/22 "2013-06-21T16:48:00Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Do you think they should have gone in a different direction?

It wouldn’t have mattered. They’ve lost their moral compass.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/23 "2013-06-21T17:00:11Z")

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> [@Katriona](#):
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> Queuing up a fashion line called North by North West in 3…2…1…

Nah, they’ll probably just buy her a controlling interest in [The North Face](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_face) for her fifth birthday.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/24 "2013-06-21T17:03:27Z")

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[William and Catherine]  
Aw fuck!  
[/William and Catherin]

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**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/25 "2013-06-21T18:12:55Z")

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I agree it’s a silly name, but in this and similar threads I don’t understand why some people get so upset about what other people name their kids. I especially don’t understand when there’s no chance the complainer will ever meet or interact in any way with the child.

On those occasions when someone with a strange name becomes part of my life, for instance by becoming a co-worker, then I quickly forget the strangeness of the name as I start dealing with him or her as a person on a daily basis.

Nor do I understand the issue about teasing in school. First of all, school is only a short part of someone’s life. Second, anybody’s name can be the source of teasing, not just a strange or unusual one. I have the most ordinary first name ever and my name was the source of teasing for a few years in elementary school.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/26 "2013-06-21T18:24:16Z")

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I don’t hate the name. Im not found of either parent, though.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/27 "2013-06-21T18:45:41Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Is the middle name “Bynorth”?

Beat me to it. LOL

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/28 "2013-06-21T18:47:47Z")

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Soon to be renamed Delta

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/29 "2013-06-21T18:49:33Z")

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Sensitive posters may wish to look away from the next paragraph.

This would make Kim’s vagina the fabled North West Passage.  
I do apologize most sincerely for the preceding remark. In my defense, I didn’t think it up myself.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/30 "2013-06-21T18:49:55Z")

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The kid is ten.

“How’d you get the funny name?”  
“My parents are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West”  
“Who?”

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/31 "2013-06-21T19:06:19Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Sensitive posters may wish to look away from the next paragraph.
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> This would make Kim’s vagina the fabled North West Passage.

While sovereignty over traffic there has been contested, in actuality you no longer even need an icebreaker to get through.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/32 "2013-06-21T19:20:30Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I don’t know why people are so obsessed with children getting teased in school about their names. When I think of some of the cruel things kids said to each other at school, calling Edward Ketty “Eddy Ketty Spaghetti” isn’t the one that jumps out as one of our most damaging taunts.

Yeah, people (especially people here) worry about that way too much. The kid will be fine. The name is really stupid, but it’s not associated with something gross or anything, it’s just a word that makes no sense to be a name and doesn’t even have a nice sound to it.

> [@Belowjob2.0](#):
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> If the reports are true, it’s actually not that bad.
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> “North” is well known, easy pronounce and spell. It’s also a common surname. So, none of this “What’s that?” or “How do you say it?”

But everyone will ask her to repeat it and will ask how to spell it, because they’ll think it must not be just the word north. Anyway though, if she’s going to go by Nori, that’s kind of cute.

I just want to add that I hate Kanye with the fire of a thousand suns. I can’t participate in a discussion about him and his stupid baby without mentioning that.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/33 "2013-06-21T19:25:28Z")

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I just learned that he’s that same guy that interrupted that girl’s acceptance speech because he thought some other chick’s thing was better during some show back whenever.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/34 "2013-06-21T19:31:16Z")

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I’m reminded of a saying, that no matter how gorgeous a woman may be, somewhere there is a man who is totally sick of her shit.

He will screw around, because he is a guy. Therefore, he thinks with his dick. He will get caught, and the lawyers will rejoice.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/35 "2013-06-21T19:38:05Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> I just learned that he’s that same guy that interrupted that girl’s acceptance speech because he thought some other chick’s thing was better during some show back whenever.

That’s not the first time Mr. Important has interrupted award shows either. I don’t really care about celebrities one way or the other…I mean, obviously I think the Kardashians are pure trash, but they don’t matter enough to me to even bug me. But Kanye? I fucking hate that dude. I hate him as a person. He does have a lot of talent.

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**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/36 "2013-06-21T19:49:48Z")

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God, the two of them reproducing is like eugenics in reverse.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/37 "2013-06-21T21:24:17Z")

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Fish gotta swim, bird gotta fly, Kanye gotta do stupid shit.

I wish he would stop making terrific records so I could safely ignore him.

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**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/38 "2013-06-21T21:49:38Z")

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I’m not trying to hijack a thread which is chiefly about all of the other many ways Kanye West is terrible, but just for the record there is far from complete consensus that Kanye is some sort of musical genius. I think he stands out as a hack even in a genre of music where most of the notables are sort of hacks.

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**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/39 "2013-06-21T22:38:50Z")

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Does North West have anything to do with Chicago? That’s the city Kanye hails from.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanye-kim-north-west-really/661555/40 "2013-06-21T23:51:00Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> Knorth?

I actually like this as a name. Its looks Norwegian or something.

> [@Blackberry](#):
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> I fucking hate that dude. I hate him as a person.

Then you should enjoy this.

Motherfucking gay fish. (Sadly its not the whole song.)  
[http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099/im-going-home](http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099/im-going-home)

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