# Karl's Disco Wiener Haven

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089 "2011-05-07T20:37:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089/1 "2011-05-07T20:37:26Z")

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Just because I’m feeling ornery and want to implant an earworm… (OK, just because I can’t eat a hot dog without thinking of it.)

[Karl’s Disco Wiener Haven](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MGmugjxBjg) from [_Straight To Hell_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_to_Hell_(film)).

\*Sizzle, they grizzle, you step up to the griddle  
Salsa y Ketchup, you tell me and I’ll fetch up  
K-A-R-L’s Disco Wiener Haven

Salsa y Ketchup!  
Salsa y Ketchup!  
Salsa y Ketchup!  
Salsa y Ketchup!  
Salsa y Ketchup!\*

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089/2 "2011-05-07T21:13:18Z")

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Thanks, **Johnny**.

_Well they’re short and they’re long  
and they taste quite strong_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089/3 "2011-05-07T21:44:42Z")

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Strangely, I’ve never eaten a hot dog with salsa on it.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089/4 "2011-05-09T15:11:38Z")

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After having this song stuck on repeat my mind for two solid days, I woke up this morning earworm free. It was a wonderful couple of minutes before my wife said to me “that damn wiener song you’ve been singing all weekend is stuck in my head.”

_K…  
A-R-L-S disco wiener haven_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karls-disco-wiener-haven/581089/5 "2011-05-10T01:29:01Z")

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It worked! Muwahahahahahahaha!

I need to find a good hot dog.