# Karma is a bitch, especially when it's a bull's horn up your ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 21, 2026, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470 "2026-04-21T23:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/41 "2026-04-22T21:59:07Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > You are right, [better photos here.](https://youtu.be/oW6uDf0tGKU) Well, I have to say that the bull really aimed well. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/42 "2026-04-22T22:01:31Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Picture it: one day being to Pamplona during San Fermines, and sitting on a high balcony drinking wine while watching the Trampling Of The Tourists, all resplendently bedecked head to toe in Chicago NBA garments boldly labeled **BULLS** Hemingway would turn in his grave. American tourists… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/43 "2026-04-22T22:02:31Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Well, I have to say that the bull really aimed well. He missed the scrotum. He got the arse. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/44 "2026-04-22T22:04:34Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > He missed the scrotum. He got the arse. I really can’t tell what’s worse. Good thing I’m no matador. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/45 "2026-04-22T22:07:24Z")
This far into the thread and nobody says anything about getting the horns when you mess with the bull? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/46 "2026-04-22T22:13:21Z")
No, somebody _just_ said it. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/47 "2026-04-23T13:49:21Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Picture it: one day being to Pamplona during San Fermines, and sitting on a high balcony drinking wine while watching the Trampling Of The Tourists, all resplendently bedecked head to toe in Chicago NBA garments boldly labeled **BULLS** HA!! That would be cool except for the fact that we stink. We are in the process of blowing up the team yet again and starting all over. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/48 "2026-04-23T22:52:21Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > The bull’s name is _Clandestino_, If I had another boy child I would name him that. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/49 "2026-04-23T22:57:46Z")
Like **[that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyA-oz7lSrc&list=RDTyA-oz7lSrc&start_radio=1)**? Good choice. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/50 "2026-04-23T22:59:25Z")
I thought the exact same thing hehehe, but I didn’t dare to educate the SDMB as you did, bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/51 "2026-04-23T23:00:54Z")
Yes, but you understand Spanish. It gets better: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qew9cYR3t0g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qew9cYR3t0g) ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/52 "2026-04-23T23:05:16Z")
😢 ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/53 "2026-04-23T23:37:12Z")
I get that the title desaparecido rings a lot of bells for an Argentinian, but out of curiosity: what does entre Ceuta y Gibraltar mean for you? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/54 "2026-04-23T23:38:46Z")
I’ve always understood that he’s talking about the migrants who drown crossing from Africa to Europe, was I wrong?. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/55 "2026-04-23T23:41:27Z")
No, that is also how I think it is meant. I was overthinking again. nm. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/56 "2026-04-25T04:07:55Z")
He should have taken away their credit cards. > **[Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants](https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15761595/Millionaire-US-big-game-hunter-75-trampled-death-five-elephants-hunting-antelope-central-Africa.html?ito=social-facebook)** > > A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants whilst hunting a small forest antelope in Central Africa armed with a shotgun. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/57 "2026-04-25T04:50:48Z")
Even ignoring the animal cruelty issue, they _did_ literally, purposefully provoke the bull into attacking, so if the bull actually succeeds the results are on them. > [@LurkMeister](#): > > The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull he wins.” The version I’ve seen before ends in “El Toro, he does not always lose.” Hmm, googling your version seems more common these days. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/58 "2026-04-25T04:53:31Z")
> A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants ### ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants ## ambushed… by FIVE angry elephants # ambushed… by… elephants [![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/z35aCG4MFlMAAAAC/gif.gif) ](https://media1.tenor.com/m/z35aCG4MFlMAAAAC/gif.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/59 "2026-04-25T06:37:45Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > ### ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants It all stemmed from a conflict ten year prior when the big game hunter cut in front of the elephant’s as they waited to ride the Haunted Mansion at Disney in Florida. As you know, elephants don’t forget. But, seriously. Elephants, this is for you. If I’ve ever done something to piss you off please accept my apology now. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470/60 "2026-04-25T07:00:37Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa | Daily Mail Online](https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15761595/Millionaire-US-big-game-hunter-75-trampled-death-five-elephants-hunting-antelope-central-Africa.html?ito=social-facebook) Wow. That guy lives about 10 miles from me, and his house is on a bike route I take every now and then. Well, _lived_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-is-a-bitch-especially-when-its-a-bulls-horn-up-your-ass/1029470.md?page=4)