# Karma, karma, karma -- big game hunter trampled by elephants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565 "2026-04-26T03:52:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/41 "2026-04-27T19:09:07Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> How do they lose some of their herd to elephants?

Near waterholes, Elephants will sometimes trample cattle.

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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/42 "2026-04-28T15:34:42Z")

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Elephants are huge and strong. They will trample anything in their way. They will tear through fence lines. Occasionally they will go on a rampage if they feel threatened. A female elephant that senses her calf is threatened will do anything to protect it. Sometimes villages will experience the wrath. I love elephants but they are not always slow, kind, gentle creatures.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/43 "2026-04-28T16:45:34Z")

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The first day, I shot two bucks. That was the biggest game we had.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/44 "2026-04-28T17:15:25Z")

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In your pajamas?

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/45 "2026-04-28T17:31:52Z")

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Too bad they couldn’t mount his head on a wall.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/46 "2026-04-28T17:33:11Z")

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So true. We normally excuse animals for killing persons.  
The animal doing _animal things_ is an excuse. A good one? You decide.

We have deer hunters killed every year by deer. Who, it seems have had enough of these monkey men shooting at them 🤔…

Then I remember the two deer who tried to kill me.  
I decided they had a hit out on me. Damn those mafioso deer!

No they didn’t. They tried to cross the road I was driving on and I didn’t see them. Smacked both and nearly was killed.  
I was in their way. I was encroaching. They were minding their own business doing _deer things_.

I still hate them. Painful 3 years will do that to a person.

(I realize I’m collateral damage in a big hunting area)

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**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/47 "2026-04-28T20:21:31Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> > Winegrape Commission Executive Director Stuart Spencer said Dosio would volunteer to help set up and clean up at ZinFest, and ask for nothing in return.
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> Wow! The end of a noble human.
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> No, actually, fuck him.

Sounds like he got winegraped. 😉 Karma indeed.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/48 "2026-04-29T01:03:42Z")

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> [@robby](#):
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> Sounds like he got winegraped

Nope! _Whine_graped is when you do it to [yourself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/49 "2026-04-29T01:09:10Z")

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Even when you are gentle, just being that big and strong still makes you dangerous.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/50 "2026-04-29T02:27:28Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> (I am talking to you, you nasty feral hogs!)

Maybe Arkansas Fish & Game could start a campaign on how tasty they are when they’re BBQ’d right and charge hefty fees to hunt them.

Kind of like [_King Rat_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Rat_(Clavell_novel)), only bigger.

> King decides he and his friends should breed [rats](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat) to sell for food. His comrades, though nearly starving themselves, are repelled by the idea of eating [rat meat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_meat), so King comes up with the plan of only selling the meat to officers without telling them the true source. A group of officers who stole money from their underlings are later seen greedily enjoying a meal of what they are told is [mouse deer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_mouse-deer) (_rusa tikus_ in Malay), not knowing they are actually eating rat meat.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/51 "2026-04-29T05:20:54Z")

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Not even safe to butcher.

No one I know would eat a feral hog.

Wild hog is a different beast. I believe they are rare. Anymore.

Feral hogs have killed, over bred and run off what was here decades ago.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/52 "2026-04-29T17:19:11Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> No one I know would eat a feral hog.

Of course not, but I wasn’t thinking any of the ~~suckers~~ hunters would be local. They’d be rich tech-bros from out of state.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/53 "2026-04-29T18:30:01Z")

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Ahh. Well, in South Arkansas the big game hunters are all hunting Bigfoot. Don’t ya know?

😀

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/54 "2026-04-29T19:56:44Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> I’m somewhat surprised that no one’s pointed out that my thread title is missing about 3 "karma"s and a “chameleon”.

If it’s any consolation to you, I for one have had that earworm ever since seeing the thread title, but I have dignifiedly refrained from yelling at you for it.

Until now. _ **@dtilque YOU FRUMSNOCKER** _🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/55 "2026-04-29T20:05:38Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> If it’s any consolation to you, I for one have had that earworm ever since seeing the thread title, but I have dignifiedly refrained from yelling at you for it.

If it’s any consolation to you, I have the same earworm.

> [@Kimstu](#):
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> _ **YOU FRUMSNOCKER** _

Take that back! I haven’t snockered a frum in at least a month now!

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/56 "2026-04-29T21:27:18Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> Take that back! I haven’t snockered a frum in at least a month now

Once a frumsnocker always a frumsnocker…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/57 "2026-04-30T18:34:25Z")

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“But man, you snock ONE FRUM…”

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-karma-karma-big-game-hunter-trampled-by-elephants/1029565/58 "2026-04-30T19:26:27Z")

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“ The only crypto I believe in is cryptozoology” 🫈

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