# Karma strikes the -99 household.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-strikes-the-99-household/640331>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 8, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-strikes-the-99-household/640331 "2012-11-08T04:52:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-strikes-the-99-household/640331/61 "2012-11-11T11:34:26Z")

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I was expecting the cell phone calls to be from Donald Trump bitching about the election.

Sorry about your TV, dude.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-strikes-the-99-household/640331/62 "2012-11-11T12:17:46Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> “Heyyy… this is Joey Fatone!”
> 
> “My dad’s not here.”
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> “No… this is Kayla, right? I’m calling for you!”
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> “Who is this again?”
> 
> “Joey Fatone! From 'N Sync!”
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> “…”
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> “The FAT one, okay?”
> 
> “Ohhhh! AIEEEEEEE!!!”

Nomenclatural determinism?

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karma-strikes-the-99-household/640331/63 "2012-11-11T16:30:30Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Don’t ask? You must be kidding. I _have_ to ask! How do you melt a hole in the waterbed in the middle of the night?

> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I hope the answer doesn’t involve friction.

A faulty waterbed heater, a thin mattress & the fact that I tend to sleep on one side of the bed. :smack:

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