# Karoline Leavitt (and her successors)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [May 9, 2025, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138 "2025-05-09T06:40:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/221 "2026-10-06T12:39:26Z")

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Secretary of Depends was already taken, so why not give her Defense?

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/222 "2026-10-06T12:50:08Z")

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> [@XOldiesJock](#):
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> I always refer to her as Doll Eyes. Two eyes that have nothing behind them. Like a doll has. She’s a bit scary in that way.

“Y’know the thing about Leavitt, she’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at a reporter, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until she bites yer head off, and those black eyes roll over white, and then… ahh, then you hear the terrible trumpy lies and propaganda, the White House is MAGA red, and in spite of the reporters push-backin’ and the fact-checkin’, they all come in and and call you a lyin’ ugly piggy.”

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/223 "2026-10-06T15:12:25Z")

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[![](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNzkzcmg2anhhcTN3cDE4ZWttYzVwejZrcnV1eHhmcm1hdXI1bHNuaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8FYF17sVn6kBq/giphy.gif) ](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNzkzcmg2anhhcTN3cDE4ZWttYzVwejZrcnV1eHhmcm1hdXI1bHNuaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8FYF17sVn6kBq/giphy.gif)

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/224 "2026-10-10T00:04:44Z")

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So the new bobblehead has been named (gift link):

[https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/us/politics/katie-zacharia-trump-white-house-press-secretary.html?unlocked\_article\_code=1.HlE.2fTi.7Sw9oMQbkDzq&smid=url-share](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/us/politics/katie-zacharia-trump-white-house-press-secretary.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HlE.2fTi.7Sw9oMQbkDzq&smid=url-share)

> Katie Zacharia, a conservative commentator who briefly worked at the Department of Homeland Security, has been chosen as the next White House press secretary, President Trump announced Friday afternoon.

I like how she’s baring her teeth at us in that photo.

[![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2026/10/09/us/09dc-press/09dc-press-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=avif) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2026/10/09/us/09dc-press/09dc-press-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=avif)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/225 "2026-10-10T01:52:47Z")

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After the new media drone has established a Leavitt-like record of nastiness and flagrant lying, the Wall St. Journal can run another op-ed on how people only resent her for her looks.

[https://www.wsj.com/opinion/free-expression/dont-hate-karoline-leavitt-because-shes-beautiful-efceb5e9](https://www.wsj.com/opinion/free-expression/dont-hate-karoline-leavitt-because-shes-beautiful-efceb5e9)

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/226 "2026-10-10T02:18:36Z")

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Aren’t makeup and cosmetic plastic surgery supposed to make people look BETTER?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/227 "2026-10-10T06:15:53Z")

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God Damn!

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**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/228 "2026-10-10T06:40:41Z")

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It’s interesting how Zacharia has seemed to have a little more background than Leavitt, having worked with Pepperdine presidents, White House Office of Public Affairs and assistant secretary of homeland security. But she’ll still probably be contending with journalists rather than building rapport with them.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/229 "2026-10-10T13:32:04Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Aren’t makeup and cosmetic plastic surgery supposed to make people look BETTER?

That was true back in the old days, the current fashion goal is to make you look expensive.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/230 "2026-10-10T14:18:35Z")

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Just a quick glimpse into the future …

[![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AP1GczMF3FTEJ27LX6JGdYDoNvz8ZJTnsqHGFAS0kbdS_LghhB17EYa2GsAi6fOhFVjHX2B-RfRXI6af4ab3DG0tmKtubMEV_bEJ6dDZwDuSYn_OC6Zta0A=w600-h315-p-k "New photo · Saturday, Oct 10 📸") ](https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipPy1TuPZ9PIolkuOTnYYzv2KSLn5q8hhprHjybiScI95CcNuzpbcIMDOG3M8pyQWw?key=YUVkd0t3NmZsRW5wNUx1ZmtDcXRucjNQR3RMNjBB)

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/231 "2026-10-10T17:51:41Z")

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> [@romansperson](#):
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> I like how she’s baring her teeth at us in that photo

Looks like the type that would never tell a lie! 🙄

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/232 "2026-10-11T10:02:13Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> the current fashion goal is to make you look expensive.

…but, but I already look expensive!

To fix, that is.

Ms Leavitt looks OK, I guess the standard Mrs-Trump-In-Waiting package deal was worth it. Sadly looks are not everything, except to Trump. I’ll admit to not knowing much about her (or her looks - this thread is the first time I have seen a photo), but our silicone friends in the AI industry are not particularly complinentary:

> [@Various Google-sourced AI quotes](#):
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> **Combative Briefing Style** : … scolding reporters, using sarcasm, and deflecting accountability rather than providing transparent information.
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> **Attacks on Journalists** : She frequently sparred with and disparaged members of the press… dismissing challenging questions as biased or “stupid”.
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> **Misleading or Disputed Claims** : .. propagating administration spin or false claims, … or making contentious assertions regarding Jeffrey Epstein’s emails.
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> **Controversial Remarks on Generation Z:** …suggesting that Gen Z and younger individuals grew up with “silver spoons in their mouths”
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> **Hypocrisy Accusations:** … she faced criticism for accepting a remote-work accommodation to build a studio in her New Hampshire home, despite having fiercely condemned remote and work-from-home culture for federal employees
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> **Internal Tensions:** …her messaging occasionally sparked friction; President Trump briefly joked or complained in the Oval Office that she was doing a “terrible job” amid negative media cycles, though he also offered public praise.

I see Trump’s attraction to her - she’s a younger, blonder version of him!

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/233 "2026-10-11T15:12:55Z")

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I see Trump has upgraded his “Barbie: Press Secretary Edition” mold with the 2026 model. I guess the Leavitt mold was showing some scuff marks.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/234 "2026-10-11T15:46:27Z")

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That’s hardly fair. Barbie is eminently qualified. Just look at her resume: Businesswoman, politician, doctor, lawyer, astronaut…

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/235 "2026-10-11T20:59:07Z")

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> I see Trump has upgraded his “Barbie: Press Secretary Edition” mold with the 2026 model. I guess the Leavitt mold was showing some scuff marks.

In her case, she left him first. To “spend more time with her family”.

Seems like being left behind to die with the other idiots while he took Natalie Harp on the other plane did not agree with her.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/236 "2026-10-11T22:09:23Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> To “spend more time with her family”.

I thought she left to spend more lying to her family. (Good to know that with the Fox News gig at least she’ll get to continue lying.)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/237 "2026-10-11T22:53:11Z")

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His new model has promoted the QAnon theories about Pizzagate, Democratic pedo rings, and other deep-state nonsense online numerous times.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/238 "2026-10-11T23:54:55Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> In her case, she left him first. To “spend more time with her family”.

Turns that, much like Tom Brady, she doesn’t like spending time with her family: she has a new gig with Fox News. Wonder how she ended up there?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/239 "2026-10-12T01:38:43Z")

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We all know what happened. The family line was BS. She was just pissed she wasn’t as close as she thought she was to Trump when she was left on AF1. At the same time, you don’t just quit a job like that without having a convenient excuse. And it didn’t take her long to line up a new job.

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**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2026, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/karoline-leavitt-and-her-successors/1018138/240 "2026-10-13T03:27:30Z")

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I wonder how it’s going to roll at Katie Zachariah’s first press conference tomorrow. Which journalists will bait her well during her time at the podium? Some of the ones from NPR and other sources are genuine wiseacres but will someone be able to push her into a gaffe?

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