# Kasparov's Political Meeting Disrupted by Flying ... Er... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886 "2008-05-19T19:46:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/1 "2008-05-19T19:46:42Z")
Totally undescribable, has to be seen to be _believed_. Garry Kasparov was giving a speech during a political meeting, announcing his political party in Russia, when… well… a flying _penis_ disrupted the occassion. I kid you not. The relevant link follows (copy / paste and take away the spaces; NSFW, as can be imagined!) [http://www](http://www). sharenator .com/ Flying\_penis/ This is a case of Second Life invading the First Life, indeed! Just my 2 eurocent… JoseB ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/2 "2008-05-19T19:56:58Z")
So, Kasparov was launching an anti-Putin party when penis ensued? ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/3 "2008-05-19T20:16:29Z")
Pigs would’ve been funnier. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/4 "2008-05-19T20:39:45Z")
I wish there were more…could have had a cock fight! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/5 "2008-05-19T21:01:48Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] So, Kasparov was launching an anti-Putin party when penis ensued? [/QUOTE] So, this was a flying Putzin? Those ex-KGB guys have come a long way since the poison umbrella. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/6 "2008-05-19T21:55:29Z")
Must be another one of Eva Gebloomenkraft’s pranks. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/7 "2008-05-19T22:01:48Z")
What I wouldn’t give to know what Kasparov says afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/8 "2008-05-19T22:07:53Z")
Oh, my God. I thought you meant that someone had thrown a dildo at him or something. I certainly was not prepared for a dildo _buzzing about under its own power on frickin’ helicopter wings._ ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/9 "2008-05-19T22:33:53Z")
The Russian equivalent of "Look, up in the sky . . . " ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/10 "2008-05-19T22:57:57Z")
I love when the bodyguard knocks it out of the air. Not in my house! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/11 "2008-05-19T23:02:54Z")
I think this flying penis is really just a dolled up [RC helicopter with a counter-rotating head design](http://www.rchobbies.org/e-flite-bladecx.htm). A quick search didn’t turn up any flying penis stores on the internet. I suppose the market is small enough at this point that you have to make the thing yourself. Whoever made it did a damned nice job. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/12 "2008-05-19T23:10:39Z")
That really needs to have Ride of the Valkyries as the soundtrack. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/13 "2008-05-19T23:12:27Z")
Oh, come on, this has KGB spook works written all over it. They always were a bunch of dicks. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/14 "2008-05-19T23:14:28Z")
Crap. I was totally planning on doing that during the Republican National Convention if Bush spoke. Now they’ll be prepared. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/15 "2008-05-19T23:15:13Z")
[QUOTE=ladyfoxfyre] I love when the bodyguard knocks it out of the air. Not in my house! 😉 [/QUOTE] Why they call you Cock-Knocker? ---
**Author:** ![Crescend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Crescend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crescend)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/16 "2008-05-20T00:20:16Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] What I wouldn’t give to know what Kasparov says afterwards. [/QUOTE] “I think that we should all be thankful that our opponents have once again demonstrated the level of discussion at which they operate.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/17 "2008-05-20T02:42:29Z")
You know the prankster was hoping to get a rise out of people. Presumably, an RC heli-phallus would, if generating uncountered torque, pitch or “hang” to the left or the right, right? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/18 "2008-05-20T08:09:37Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] You know the prankster was hoping to get a rise out of people. Presumably, an RC heli-phallus would, if generating uncountered torque, pitch or “hang” to the left or the right, right? [/QUOTE] It had two rotors, presumably counter-rotating to avoid that effect. Otherwise they’d have to put a vertical rotor on, Prince Albert style. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/19 "2008-05-20T12:37:23Z")
There’s a ‘voodoo dick’ joke reference in here somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886/20 "2008-05-21T02:45:31Z")
It must be fun to be a sub-editor some days: [Kremlin critic gets genital reminder about who’s in charge](http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/second-life-prank-used-to-grief-kremlin-critic/2008/05/20/1211182789899.html). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kasparovs-political-meeting-disrupted-by-flying-er/449886.md?page=2)