# Kate Upton: Such a problem you have **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 13, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048 "2014-04-13T22:18:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/101 "2016-04-23T22:33:45Z")
Big boobs can be annoying at times – bras in bigger sizes tend to be uglier, for one, you can’t wear cute little tops, and you generally have to wear camis under _everything_. Fashion wise, most clothing is designed for girls with smaller boobs. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/102 "2016-04-23T22:48:02Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > As someone who spent seventh grade less than five feet tall and a C cup, I can understand how she feels. My father’s asshole friend used to call me Dolly Parton, Jr. She posted this in post #4, two years ago. I can’t believe her father put up with that. Anyone calls my developing daughter that, I doubt they would because that’s not a friend that’s a jerk, that would be their one and only time. I was a late bloomer and, thankfully, so was my daughter. When I look back on 7th grade, I shake my head (::shakes head:🙂 thinking of the girls and guys who developed early. Only much later did I catch up to what they were saying in school and what was meant by the jokes, the comments, the earnest chasing in the hallways, the leering glances exchanged on Mondays after weekends of too-young dating. I especially feel for the curvaceous girls and **LavenderBlue** who developed early in 5th, 6th and 7th grades. No pun intended. I can only imagine how difficult that would’ve been. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/103 "2016-04-24T01:56:57Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > Really? Did she? > > [Ariel Winter Hits Coachella in Plunging White Bra: Photos | Us Weekly](http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-style/news/ariel-winter-hits-coachella-in-plunging-white-bra-photos-w203956) > > From those pictures from this week, she is still quite large and flaunting it. Them. [Yup](http://www.people.com/article/ariel-winter-breast-reduction), i guess she is happy with the results. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/104 "2016-04-24T01:59:09Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Newbies out there. Stay the hell away from any threads dealing with alleged sexual harassment, innuendo, or assault. They always go terribly wrong and derail eventually. I think _any_ thread, regardless of topic, is likely to go terribly wrong for someone who barges in to complain about how political correctness has ruined things for grown men who like to “compliment” the breasts of adolescent girls. ---
**Author:** ![drewder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@drewder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewder)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/105 "2016-04-24T02:05:17Z")
I have to say referring to the op it’s perfectly possible to enjoy some advantages of having big breasts and still have mixed feelings about the disadvantages. She needn’t shun public life even if she had them reduced. The vast majority of female celebrities have smaller ones. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/106 "2016-04-24T02:54:35Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > At least in real life people \*eventually \*will forget the times you’ve made a jack ass out of yourself. It’s immortalized in ASCII code for all to sneer and jeer at here. Not much to do but acknowledge it and move on. Maybe you could point out the part where you stated you were a jack ass for believing that it’s OK for grown men to make crude comments about 15-year-old girls’ breasts. I seem to have missed that. It’s not just one thread, your opinion seems consist over threads where this type of subject comes up, despite posters explaining how inappropriate it is. And yes, in real life one simple avoids boorish individuals. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/107 "2016-04-25T16:45:55Z")
> [@Lucky\_Mike](#): > > and 2 years ago, my man Broomstick said it. I’m pretty sure **Broomstick** is of the female persuasion. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/108 "2016-04-25T17:12:29Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > [Yup](http://www.people.com/article/ariel-winter-breast-reduction), i guess she is happy with the results. From 32F to 34D? Barely a modest reduction, that’s still an ample bosom. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/109 "2016-04-25T20:30:47Z")
[This song seems apropos to this thread.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYezW05zIwA) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048.md?page=5)