# Kate Winslet's Breasts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384 "2009-04-08T12:46:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/41 "2009-04-08T21:33:25Z")

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Tits are proof that there is a God, and that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/42 "2009-04-08T21:49:57Z")

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> [@Atrael](#):
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> And there are some times when the nudity is gratuitous, and you can really do without it.

I read that as “some times the nudity is gracious.”

Got me to thinking “Yes, they are!” 😃

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/43 "2009-04-08T22:41:07Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> I get such a kick out of guys who say England’s loveliest actress **ever** isn’t quite up to their standards. Hee heeheeheehee!

Have you ever been to Fark? If so, you’ll probably recognize [this photo](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg?v=0).

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**Author:** ![flex727](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@flex727](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flex727)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/44 "2009-04-08T23:02:39Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Her boobs were a solid B+ in _Titanic_. Not so much in _The Reader_.

I’ve lost interest in KW since she lost weight. In Titanic, she was amazing.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/45 "2009-04-08T23:14:35Z")

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> [@corkboard](#):
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> [tangental] When we signed up for cable at our new house we got the pay/premium channels for about a month, accidentally-wise. During that month, I watched a few eps of _Diary_. While there was breastal nudity, it seemed pretty obvious to me (in those eps, anyway) that the breasts that were supposed to be hers were those of a stand-in. We’d see Billie from the mid-chest to the top of her head, ostensibly topless, then a shot of the breasts themselves (chin/neck to lower torso), then another shot of Billie’s head. The cutaways were sort of clumsy and drew attention to themselves, making it pretty clear that they weren’t hers. Also, the stand-in’s breasts were either noticeably smaller or bigger (I forget which) than Billie’s bra-encased puppies.
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> Maybe in later episodes there were shots of her breasts and face in the same shot, but I just assumed she had a ‘no nudity’ clause. [/tangental]
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> And no, I’m not as obsessed with this as this post implies. 😉

Nope. If you check some of the earlier stuff, it’s all sorts of her nude without a body double. Not even a little bit of a doubt.

She got pregnant, and what you’re seeing, assuming there was a body double in those scenes (pretty likely) was either when she was pregnant or right after.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/46 "2009-04-09T01:06:59Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> She was much hotter in _Under Siege 2_. Not as legal, mind you, but much hotter.

I’ll see your _Under Seige 2_ and raise you a _My Father the Hero_.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/47 "2009-04-09T02:28:02Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> She got pregnant, and what you’re seeing, assuming there was a body double in those scenes (pretty likely) was either when she was pregnant or right after.

I always hate to admit knowing junk like this, but I do think the series is decent and immediatey noticed the strategic camera work in the second season, so I went looking for an answer.

1rst season - her.

2nd season - all body doubles, due to the aforementioned pregnancy.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/48 "2009-04-09T02:36:22Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> I get such a kick out of guys who say England’s loveliest actress **ever** isn’t quite up to their standards. Hee heeheeheehee!

Well honestly I’ve had a few girlfriends that had better ones, not that Winslet’s are bad.

And England’s loveliest actress is Elizabeth Hurley. 😉

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/49 "2009-04-09T03:10:01Z")

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Yummy as Kate and Elizabeth are, Keira Knightley (here in _Pirates of the Caribbean_) still takes the prize: [http://lh6.ggpht.com/\_G43RLRLrQps/R2hUtPRl0EI/AAAAAAAAArw/qvK-\_99csJM/pirates6.jpg](http://lh6.ggpht.com/_G43RLRLrQps/R2hUtPRl0EI/AAAAAAAAArw/qvK-_99csJM/pirates6.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/50 "2009-04-09T03:28:18Z")

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> [@flex727](#):
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> I’ve lost interest in KW since she lost weight.

She had to, for the industry.

Being voluptuous is great to break in, but after that you need to let them use you to sell stuff. Not-voluptuousness is part of that because it makes sure no catty-cathy somewhere will start cackling, “Fat!”, which can echo through the halls of pop culture faster than a pants-ripping fart in a cathedral.

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**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/51 "2009-04-09T03:33:59Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Yummy as Kate and Elizabeth are, Keira Knightley (here in _Pirates of the Caribbean_) still takes the prize: [http://lh6.ggpht.com/\_G43RLRLrQps/R2hUtPRl0EI/AAAAAAAAArw/qvK-\_99csJM/pirates6.jpg](http://lh6.ggpht.com/_G43RLRLrQps/R2hUtPRl0EI/AAAAAAAAArw/qvK-_99csJM/pirates6.jpg)

I disagree. Keira barely has breasts.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/52 "2009-04-09T03:43:10Z")

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Lena Headey, even if she has tattoos. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/53 "2009-04-09T03:43:38Z")

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Rhona Mitra has breasts!

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**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/54 "2009-04-09T11:00:04Z")

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Lovely. Give two of the best performances possible in the span of one year’s time and it all comes down to “I don’t like her boobs.”

I’m sure Ms. Winslet is sitting in her room with her BAFTA, her Oscar and her two Golden Globes (not those two) and weeping piteously.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/55 "2009-04-09T11:06:47Z")

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I blame Oprah.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/56 "2009-04-09T13:10:51Z")

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> [@tumbleddown](#):
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> …I’m sure Ms. Winslet is sitting in her room with her BAFTA, her Oscar and her two Golden Globes (not those two) and weeping piteously.

I bravely volunteer to comfort her.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/57 "2009-04-09T17:33:37Z")

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Back of the line. I called dibs on Kate years ago. If there’s any comforting to be done, I’m ready.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/58 "2009-04-09T17:49:22Z")

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> [@Ataraxy](#):
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> I disagree. Keira barely has breasts.

A friend commented once that Keira Knightley gave new meaning to the phrase “dead man’s chest.”

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/59 "2009-04-09T18:07:33Z")

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They’re okay.  
I am sad that many of the great breasteses of yesteryear were never immortalized with cinematic nudity. Just for starters:  
Jane Russell  
Barbara Eden  
Donna Douglas  
Natalie Wood  
Carolyn Jones  
Barbara Feldon  
Donna Reed  
Adrian Barbeau

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/60 "2009-04-09T18:12:57Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> They’re okay.  
> I am sad that many of the great breasteses of yesteryear were never immortalized with cinematic nudity. Just for starters:  
> …  
> Adrian Barbeau

It’s Adrienne, and it’s _Swamp Thing_.

And they’re spectacular.

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