# Kate Winslet's Breasts **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384 "2009-04-08T12:46:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/61 "2009-04-09T18:15:34Z")
Although there is a widespread rumpr that there was once a Swamp Thing movie in pre-production, no such movie exists. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/62 "2009-04-09T18:28:15Z")
> [@Ataraxy](#): > > I disagree. Keira barely has breasts. Keira Knightley has perfect breasts šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/63 "2009-04-09T18:28:48Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > A friend commented once that Keira Knightley gave new meaning to the phrase ā€œdead manā€™s chest.ā€ A woman may be beautiful without big tits. Although they certainly help. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/64 "2009-04-09T18:35:29Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Although there is a widespread rumpr that there was once a Swamp Thing movie in pre-production, no such movie exists. Feel however you wish to about it, Iā€™m just telling you if you want to see Adrienne Barbeauā€™s boobs, thatā€™s where to look. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/65 "2009-04-09T19:07:51Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I think people are trained to think certain types of breasts are fabulous. I donā€™t think there is a hotter access from top to bottom than Kate Winslet. Sheā€™s truely beautiful in a way that a lot of pretty but forgettable actresses are not. You should see her in person. Oh. My. God. The camera does her no justice. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/66 "2009-04-09T19:47:46Z")
> [@acsenray](#): > > Even more egregious was Jessica Alba in _Sin City_. She was a stripper, for Peteā€™s Sake. > > And Sarah Jessica Parker being the sole member of the cast of _Sex and the City_ who never exposed. I thought she never appeared naked in the series because they took a poll of, um, everyone in the world apparently, and the resounding answer was ā€œthanks but no thanksā€? The above was a cheap shot, and quite untrue. I actually think sheā€™s pretty, but Iā€™m childish and mean sometimes. ETA: Of course she does not compare to Kate, who is a goddess. I fully expect her to be smited by either Aphrodite or Hera any day now. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/67 "2009-04-09T19:51:41Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > You should see her in person. > > Oh. My. God. > > The camera does her no justice. Iā€™d swoon to be certain. Are you the guy who literally ran into her at the airport? Looking at the images in ā€˜The Readerā€™ I have to say people are right, but they were not made up as nicely. In Titanic they are beautiful, and she looks really hot in ā€˜Revolutionary Roadā€™. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/68 "2009-04-09T20:04:50Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Iā€™d swoon to be certain. Are you the guy who literally ran into her at the airport? She more ran into me, coming out of some food stall in whatever LAX terminal United flies out of. Or maybe it was the international terminal. I flew in and out of that goddamned airport so many times. Anywayā€¦ Iā€™ve also mentioned before that I sat with the Lohans - yup, mother and both daughters - on a flight out of LAX (different one) and spoke a little with both Lindsay and her little sister, whose name I have once again forgotten. Ah, the wonders of frequent flier upgrades. This was a few years ago, late 2004 or possibly in 2005, when she was still redheaded and pretty and the booze and pills and dieting hadnā€™t aged her, and she was _strikingly_ beautiful, although I admit her identity didnā€™t exactly register with me right away. Very pretty, sensational body. A genuinely beautiful, sexy young lady, at least at the time. Well, Kate Winslet made her look like a goddamned sasquatch. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/69 "2009-04-09T23:20:48Z")
Heh. I met Scarlett Johannsen around the time she had just become famous. She was quite pretty, but not like blow me away pretty. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/70 "2009-04-10T00:15:56Z")
_Lifeā€™s the same, Iā€™m moving in stereo Lifeā€™s the same, except for my shoes Lifeā€™s the same, youā€™re shakinā€™ like tremolo Lifeā€™s the same, itā€™s all inside you_ GargoyleWB climbs slowly out of the pool, a rainbow sparkles in the mist of a nearby sprinkler. He walks closer to the computer screen. Closer. Closer. He reaches slowly up to his chest, and unfastens hisā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384/71 "2009-04-10T00:21:30Z")
> [@GargoyleWB](#): > > _Lifeā€™s the same, Iā€™m moving in stereo > Lifeā€™s the same, except for my shoes > Lifeā€™s the same, youā€™re shakinā€™ like tremolo > Lifeā€™s the same, itā€™s all inside you_ > > GargoyleWB climbs slowly out of the pool, a rainbow sparkles in the mist of a nearby sprinkler. He walks closer to the computer screen. Closer. Closer. He reaches slowly up to his chest, and unfastens hisā€¦ ZAP! (In a desperate attempt to save life, sanity, and civilization, **Skald** shoots **GargoyleWB** with his phaser, stunning him long enough for the ship to beam **GargoyleWB** safely into the brig, with the force-field doors set on ā€œopaque.ā€ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-winslets-breasts/492384.md?page=3)