# Kathleen Turner is SO fricking hot...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985 "2001-09-21T10:01:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/1 "2001-09-21T10:01:24Z")

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I just got done watching Romancing the Stone on cable, and it reminded me of how hot she really was. Hell, she is still a fox. She has got to be pushing 50 by now it think. That is a woman who aged very well. Come to think of it, there are quite a few sexy 50+ year old betties out there right now…

Mundane.  
Pointless.  
Something I Must Share.

Thanks for your time.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/2 "2001-09-21T10:59:26Z")

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Lauren Bacall.

Haven’t seen her lately, but was still hot 'way into her 70s.

Wouldn’t mind if she’d stop by sometime and teach me to whistle. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/3 "2001-09-21T11:04:53Z")

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Come on, you guys. Sophia Loren is still the ultimate hot old lady.

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**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/4 "2001-09-21T11:11:48Z")

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Ah yes, Sophia Loren is definetly hot. Im only 25, and she is still a looker to me.

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/5 "2001-09-21T12:28:18Z")

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Funny. My wife and I were talking about this very subject the other night. I had commented that I thought Jane Seymore was quite attractive and had aged very VERY well. The same is with Raquel Welch… Still hot after all these years.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/6 "2001-09-21T12:33:37Z")

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STAY AWAY FROM SOPHIA LOREN - I’VE BEEN SINGING HER PRAISES ON THIS BOARD FOR MORE THAN A YEAR AND SHE’S MINE, ALL MINE!

Sorry, 'bout that. Just lay off, alright? I don’t want to have to hurt anybody.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/7 "2001-09-21T13:02:51Z")

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Holly Hunter. She’s still a little cutie.

And Laura Dern, Mary Stewart Masterson, Lori Petty…

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/8 "2001-09-21T13:09:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \*  
> \*\*And Laura Dern, Mary Stewart Masterson, Lori Petty… \*\*

Uh, are any of them out of their twenties?

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/9 "2001-09-21T13:12:39Z")

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I STILL Dream of Jeannie.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/10 "2001-09-21T13:14:16Z")

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**Catherine Deneuve** , people. Something very, _very_ carnal about that lady.

About 57-58 now and looking more outrageous than ever.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/11 "2001-09-21T13:33:13Z")

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Goldie Hawn.  
Of course, my friend reckons Tina Turner is a bit of a looker… which when he admitted to us in the pub, resulted in thousands of “Nutbush” jokes for eons, and eons…

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/12 "2001-09-21T13:59:06Z")

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I always had a bit of a Liza Minelli thing myself.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/13 "2001-09-21T14:03:13Z")

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Lena Horne. My father fell in love with Lena Horne the first movie he saw her in (something like 1941) and stayed in love with her until the day he died. I hope I can maintain a crush on someone for 45 years.

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/14 "2001-09-21T14:10:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*  
> **Catherine Deneuve, people. Something very, _very_ carnal about that lady.**

Oh. Yeah. Elegant, sexy, and every move she makes is sensual.

And Kathleen Turner just oozes sexuality. Especially when she talks in that throaty purr of hers. Those Dove chocolate commercials she did were the only ones I ever turned _up_.

I never thought of Jane Seymore as sexy but she is beautiful. No doubt about that.

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/15 "2001-09-21T14:23:47Z")

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Tina Turner is amazing, as is the woman who played her in “What’s love got to do with it?” and she is in her late 40s, I think.

I thought that Audrey Hepburn was a beauty right up to the end.

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/16 "2001-09-21T14:57:40Z")

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[Adam Sandler’s Buffoon]  
**KATHLEEN TURNER’S GOT BIG F#%$ING TITS!**  
[/Adam Sandler’s Buffon]

Someone had to do it…

LC

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**Author:** ![jpariury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@jpariury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jpariury)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/17 "2001-09-21T14:59:56Z")

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Sorry, I’d have to cast my vote for Ann Margaret.

_sigh_ I admit, its the red hair…

JP

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**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/18 "2001-09-21T15:09:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*Lauren Bacall.
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> Haven’t seen her lately, but was still hot 'way into her 70s.
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> Wouldn’t mind if she’d stop by sometime and teach me to whistle. 🙂 \*\*

Rake! Knave! Scalliwag!

Margaret Dumont would be crushed.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/19 "2001-09-21T15:10:46Z")

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Helen Mirren’s the old lady for me…

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/20 "2001-09-21T15:30:37Z")

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That woman has a SERIOUS body. You’d never guess from most of the costumes she wears, too.

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