# Kathleen Turner is SO fricking hot... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985 "2001-09-21T10:01:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/21 "2001-09-21T15:44:47Z")
> [@](#): > > And Laura Dern, Mary Stewart Masterson, Lori Petty… Uh. . . thanks for making me feel old. ☹ Can us ladies play too? I have some pretty naughty fantasies about Sean Connery. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/22 "2001-09-21T15:51:05Z")
Susan Sarandon Ever since her first movie role, in _Joe_, I have been warm for her form. She’s _finally_ starting to show some age. Ann Margaret, too. Something changed, though, between Grumpy Old Men I and II. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/23 "2001-09-21T15:52:28Z")
Getting back to the OP, I gotta agree. Kathleen is just some sort of sexy. Was it Romancing the Stone where she pulls herself out of the water and ends up with a wet shirt clinging wonderfully to her chest? Un-frickin-believable. Her voice does it for me too. I mean we’re talking Jessica Rabbit here folks. I even found her hot when she played a guy on _Friends_, of course that could’ve just been my drag-queen obsession. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/24 "2001-09-21T15:54:12Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Diane \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Can us ladies play too? I have some pretty naughty fantasies about Sean Connery. \*\* Oh, yeah… and Patrick Stewart… and Omar Scharif… ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/25 "2001-09-21T15:59:11Z")
I saw pictures of Raquel Welch recently, and while her body definitely looks great, her face looks like it has recently been lifted, which disappoints me. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/26 "2001-09-21T16:09:33Z")
Go check out Kathleen in Body Heat w/ Billy Hurt. She was absolutely somking. For me Anne Archer (sp?) makes my patriot want to play games. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/27 "2001-09-21T16:20:07Z")
Lauren Hutton. Mrowr. Even that gap between her front teeth, so silly-looking on Dave Letterman, looks cute on her. Heck, she almost makes it worth while to rent [Zorro: The Gay Blade](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0083366). I’ll even go a step further and say she almost makes it worth while to rent [Once Bitten](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0089730). ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/28 "2001-09-21T16:22:26Z")
Argh. [Zorro, the Gay Blade](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0083366) preview is my FRIEND… preview is my FRIEND… preview is my FRIEND… ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/29 "2001-09-21T16:24:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heloise \* > \*\*Tina Turner is amazing, as is the woman who played her in “What’s love got to do with it?” and she is in her late 40s, I think. \*\* Wasn’t that Angela Basset? I have to agree with the Kathleen Turner contigent and add someone who I’ve always found sexy: Bette Midler _What!?_ ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/30 "2001-09-21T16:48:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stuffinb \* > \*\*Bette Midler > _What!?_ \*\* Testify brother. Bette’s one of those women who can alternately be the hottest thing alive or the scariest, I think it’s the lighting. I still remember her early concert movies, she just pushed my teenage lust buttons in all the right places. She still looks fine. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/31 "2001-09-21T16:59:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Go check out Kathleen in Body Heat w/ Billy Hurt. She was absolutely somking. > \*\* And flat-chested to boot. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/32 "2001-09-21T17:12:45Z")
Her new-found figure appears to be natural, like the models on your web site. There is much more of all of Kathleen than there once was. ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/33 "2001-09-21T17:16:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > > \*\*And Laura Dern, Mary Stewart Masterson, Lori Petty… \*\* > > Uh, are any of them out of their twenties? \*\* As a matter of fact, they all are. Laura Dern is 34. Mary Stuart Masterson is 35. Lori Petty is 37. Not old ladies, to be certain, but not twenty-somethings either. A big “amen” to Angela Bassett, who is a scrumptious 43. And Fanny Ardant is still red-hot at 52. ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/34 "2001-09-22T20:24:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danimal \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > > > And Laura Dern, Mary Stewart Masterson, Lori Petty… > > > > Uh, are any of them out of their twenties? > > As a matter of fact, they all are. Laura Dern is 34. Mary Stuart Masterson is 35. Lori Petty is 37. Not old ladies, to be certain, but not twenty-somethings either. Yeah, they’re not as hot as they used to be, but at their **advanced** ages, they’re holding up pretty well… :rolleyes: These young punks today… grumble… No respect for their elders… 🙂 Eric ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/35 "2001-09-22T20:57:37Z")
The movie that “turned me on” 😉 to Kathleen Turner was _ **Crimes of Passion** _ where she played the business executive-by-day/hooker-by-night! Good God, was she hot in that movie! (“As you slip inside this wide body. . .” Whew! **Tuckerfan** rushes off to do something to take his mind off of this.) ---
**Author:** ![AM\_PM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AM\_PM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AM_PM)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/36 "2001-09-22T22:57:10Z")
It’s funny how the old bags look hot in the old movies, isn’t it? I could never figure out Ursula Andress strutting around until I rented Dr.No ---
**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/37 "2001-09-23T01:23:25Z")
Mmmm. Kathleen Turner. Yes indeedy. Her voice is definitely part of the appeal. She had another wet shirt scene, I think, in War of the Roses. Got caught in the rain wearing white. Speaking of voices, Placido Domingo is still damn sexy after all these years. He can certainly warm up the opera stage. FWIW, Kiri te Kanawa is pretty hot too. I love the opening of Rosenkavalier when she’s playing the Marschallin. rivulus ---
**Author:** ![RichLather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@RichLather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RichLather)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/38 "2001-09-23T03:08:34Z")
You stole my thunder by mentioning the scene near the top of _War of the Roses_ (which is quickly followed by a love scene where she apologizes for a multiple orgasm), but it’s also notable for her attempted seduction of Danny Devito’s character. I thought Kathleen would’ve made a hell of a Catwoman. Purr for me! But now, now… ah, me. Anyone see her in her stage show, _Tallulah_? I dunno if it was the cold she apparently had at the time, or the lighting, or what, but she did **not** age as gracefully as I’d’ve hoped. i mean, yeah, she is quite sultry still, but when I watched the raw tape one of the photogs brought back they’d shot at the show for the news, not even her putting on silk stockings did it as much for me as it used to. Um… eh-heh. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/39 "2001-09-23T03:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > ## Can us ladies play too? I have some pretty naughty fantasies about Sean Connery. > > Oh, yeah… > > and Patrick Stewart… > > and Omar Scharif… What is it about these three guys that just sends the women of this board into major swoons? Not that they don’t affect me that way too–all three of them are just freaking HOT and I’d do any (preferably all–at the same time :D) of them in a hot minute. Just wondering how those older men manage to age oh so well. And please don’t forget the over-50-and-still-so-sexy-I-can-hardly-bear-to-look-at-him-anymore Harrison Ford. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985/40 "2001-09-23T03:47:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*What is it about these three guys that just sends the women of this board into major swoons? Not that they don’t affect me that way too–all three of them are just freaking HOT and I’d do any (preferably all–at the same time :D) of them in a hot minute. > \*\* They’re suave, confident, intelligent, and they have those, oh-so-sexy accents. Harrison has those rugged good-looks yet still manages to have a boyish charm and, damn, he even looks good in a flannel shirt [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathleen-turner-is-so-fricking-hot/82985.md?page=3)