# Kathy Griffin  gets sanded & botoxed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 22, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591 "2006-02-22T05:00:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/21 "2006-02-22T17:19:40Z")

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> [@adam yax](#):
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> Is it just me or is the difference between before and after not worth the effort?

It’s not just you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/22 "2006-02-22T17:26:14Z")

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> [@adam yax](#):
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> Is it just me or is the difference between before and after not worth the effort?

Sound like a plastic surgery addiction.

I mean if you a bad liposuction experience doesn’t scare you off…

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/23 "2006-02-22T17:26:49Z")

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She also so royally pissed off Ryan Seacrest that upon his hiring on E!, she was canned.

That makes me like her even more.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/24 "2006-02-22T17:31:36Z")

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Isn’t she the airport screener (in a commercial) that makes beeping noises when she waves the wand across the guy’s soft drink (so she can snag his tastey beverage)?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/25 "2006-02-22T17:58:06Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> She has also pissed off a lot of big-name-celebrities by being a tad blunt in her comedy routines

That explains that one episode of Seinfeld where she turned calling Jerry The Devil into a popular night club act. The other episode she was on was just on the other night. I love that one.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/26 "2006-02-22T18:29:03Z")

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> [@Duke of Rat](#):
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> Isn’t she the airport screener (in a commercial) that makes beeping noises when she waves the wand across the guy’s soft drink (so she can snag his tastey beverage)?

Yes. The ad, which aired during Super Bowl XL, was for Pepsi’s Sierra Mist.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/27 "2006-02-22T18:47:46Z")

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> [@Honey](#):
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> She also so royally pissed off Ryan Seacrest that upon his hiring on E!, she was canned.
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> That makes me like her even more.

I didn’t really have much of an opinion about Kathy Griffin until I knew this. I don’t want to live in a world where Ryan Freakin’ Seacrest has that kind of power. Support Kathy!!!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/28 "2006-02-22T19:18:08Z")

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I liked this part from her LASIK story:

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> He also told Kathy that if the case ever reached court, the resulting media attention would be good for his business and that Kathy’s name would be dragged through the mud.

I can just see the ad: “Want to correct your vision? Come see Dr. Maloney, the man who blinded that slut Kathy Griffin!” That’s advertising gold! Who _wouldn’t_ want that sort of guy slicing your eyeball up with lasers?

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/29 "2006-02-22T19:43:29Z")

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He also told Kathy that if the case ever reached court, the resulting media attention would be good for his business and that \*\*Kathy’s name \*\* would be dragged through the **mud**.  
Considering Kathy’s name is already mud in many circles, I doubt she was intimidated by the threat.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/30 "2006-02-22T19:50:04Z")

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Here’s her imdb listing:

> **[Kathy Griffin - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004980/)**
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> Kathy Griffin, Actress: Suddenly Susan. Kathy Griffin was raised in the near-west Chicago suburbs, in an Irish-American family. She has three older brothers and an older sister. When her parents retired to California, Kathy moved west with them after...

She apparently does quite a bit of voice work in animated shows. She was the voice of Alice on the “Dilbert” series.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/31 "2006-02-23T07:01:09Z")

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Anyone who’d like to see Kathy can tune into Bravo’s repeat of her Celebrity Poker Showdown episode today (2/23) at 12 noon EST.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/32 "2006-02-23T08:21:30Z")

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Thank you for answering my questions. The ‘celebrities talking to celebrities who are celebrities because they talk with celebrities’ shows don’t make it over here too often.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/33 "2006-02-23T12:50:08Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> Here’s her imdb listing:
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> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004980/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004980/)
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> She apparently does quite a bit of voice work in animated shows. She was the voice of Alice on the “Dilbert” series.

Wow, I can totally hear her now. Cool.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/34 "2006-02-23T14:20:35Z")

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I never I thought I could find her more annoying… then I read about her getting paid to mention product names during interviews. I’d be interested in giving her a radical headectomy.

Link: [http://www.horrortaxi.net/weblog/archives/000518.html](http://www.horrortaxi.net/weblog/archives/000518.html)

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/35 "2006-02-23T14:38:35Z")

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There’s a comedian who is incredibly annoying- curly blond hair, black framed glasses, had some kind of “reality” TV show on MTV where people competed for the “prize” of being his PA, I can’t remember his name…anyone know who I mean?

Anyway, I always though Kathy Griffin looked like that guy in drag.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/36 "2006-02-23T14:45:46Z")

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> [@irishgirl](#):
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> There’s a comedian who is incredibly annoying- curly blond hair, black framed glasses, had some kind of “reality” TV show on MTV where people competed for the “prize” of being his PA, I can’t remember his name…anyone know who I mean?

Andy Dick. Best known for his role on News Radio and more recently on that show about the “fat” girl who’s like, pretty much normal human size, who works for Eric Roberts. Nobody’s Perfect, I think?

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/37 "2006-02-23T17:06:06Z")

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Thanks\*\* Otto\*\* it is indeed [Andy Dick](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004873/).

No-one else seems to get that Andy Dick is Kathy Griffin thing except me, though.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/38 "2006-02-23T20:10:23Z")

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I liked Kathy Griffin when she made fun of the no-talent talking heads on VH1/E!.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/39 "2006-02-23T21:18:36Z")

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> [@irishgirl](#):
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> Thanks\*\* Otto\*\* it is indeed [Andy Dick](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004873/).
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> No-one else seems to get that Andy Dick is Kathy Griffin thing except me, though.

Nah, Griffin is _way_ more masculine than Andy Dick.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/40 "2006-02-24T01:16:44Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Nah, Griffin is _way_ more masculine than Andy Dick.

Well, maybe that’s just her displaying her range.

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