# Kathy Griffin gets sanded & botoxed **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591 "2006-02-22T05:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/41 "2006-02-24T02:37:18Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I can just see the ad: “Want to correct your vision? Come see Dr. Maloney, the man who blinded that slut Kathy Griffin!” I can’t stop laughing at this. The only time I ever followed Kathy Griffin was when she was on Howard Stern during my Howard Stern phase. One time he was bugging her about how she ought to get implants because she’s too flat for him and she said she no because one day when he finally plays with them she’ll want to still have sensation in her nipples. I thought it was pretty funny at the time. Here I was thinking she was so normal and healthy about her body image. And no, **Least Original** you are NOT the only one to notice the eyeball jewlery. My doctor won’t let me put a q-tip in my friggin ear and this guy is sticking things in people’s eyeballs? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/42 "2006-02-24T04:10:41Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > She’s the one who popularized the term "Clay Gaykin. “Popularized” in the sense of “I’m never freakin’ heard of it”? > [@](#): > > You should hear her rip Ryan Seacrest to shreds. Who? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/43 "2006-02-24T04:18:52Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > “Popularized” in the sense of “I’m never freakin’ heard of it”? Well, if you’re not familiar with Kathy Griffin it’s not surprising that you wouldn’t have heard “Gaykin.” > [@Askance](#): > > Who? Host of American idol. Recently started as lead anchor of E! Entertainment Television News. Co-hosted Dick Clark’s New Years’ Rockin’ Eve last year and will take it over completely when Dick Clark finally collapses into a dessicated husk. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/44 "2006-02-24T22:16:29Z")
Feh. She’s on my list of people who are not funny and never have been. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/45 "2006-02-24T22:30:56Z")
She played twins in quite possibly the worst _X-Files_ episode of the Duchovny era. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/46 "2006-02-25T00:16:26Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > She played twins in quite possibly the worst _X-Files_ episode of the Duchovny era. Any episode she’s on is that show’s worst episode. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/47 "2006-02-25T00:48:34Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Host of American idol. Recently started as lead anchor of E! Entertainment Television News. Co-hosted Dick Clark’s New Years’ Rockin’ Eve last year and will take it over completely when Dick Clark finally collapses into a dessicated husk. Doesn’t he have to be staked first? Or beheaded? ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/48 "2006-02-25T19:49:16Z")
Huh. Dr. Maloney did a fantastic job on my brother’s eyes. Go figure. No eye jewels, though. I am sure some rapper will show up with one, to match the diamonds implanted in his gold front teeth… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/49 "2006-02-26T03:42:18Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#): > > Isn’t she the airport screener (in a commercial) that makes beeping noises when she waves the wand across the guy’s soft drink (so she can snag his tastey beverage)? Aha! I knew who she was, but didn’t recognize her in the commercial, which surprises me in retrospect. You would think that voice would be unmistakable, except possibly for Andy Dick. Waa waa–No I’m not, sir. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/50 "2006-02-26T18:24:56Z")
I want to know what the hell is wrong with her skull. Why does she look like they sliced off the rounded top of a normal skull and replaced it with a Frankensten-like boneplate? ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591/51 "2006-02-26T22:58:38Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Host of American idol. Recently started as lead anchor of E! Entertainment Television News. Co-hosted Dick Clark’s New Years’ Rockin’ Eve last year and will take it over completely when Dick Clark finally collapses into a dessicated husk. Really? That’s the worst news I’ve heard all day. (Well, it was news to me.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kathy-griffin-gets-sanded-botoxed/345591.md?page=2)