# Katie Couric is a fucking moron.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-couric-is-a-fucking-moron/343255>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 6, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-couric-is-a-fucking-moron/343255 "2006-02-06T17:08:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-couric-is-a-fucking-moron/343255/141 "2006-04-07T00:16:21Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> [Hi.](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12612)

Bet she’ll age better, too. Unless she smokes. Nah, even if. I don’t like perky baby faces that much, can you tell?

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-couric-is-a-fucking-moron/343255/142 "2006-04-07T00:22:35Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> It was, of course, a general “CBS News Anchors” special that culminated (like the first half of Revelations) in the appearance of Katie Couric.

Katie Couric was in _Revelations_? I always swore that there was something unsettling about her, but I didn’t realize that she was a Sign of the Apocalypse.

> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Hmmm… if you wrote erotic internet fiction about Katie Couric having sex during a controversial TODAY SHOW segment, would that be “See colon slash”?

Sick, really sick. So sick, in fact, that I had to explain to my officemate what I was laughing so hard at.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-couric-is-a-fucking-moron/343255/143 "2006-04-07T18:14:08Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> While I don’t think Katie Couric is the antiChrist herself there can be little doubt she will be his wet nurse. I just hope she doesn’t do it on live TV.

Dammit, **Sampiro** , there you go again. Do you have to think to come up with these gems or do they just flow naturally from your brain to your fingers?

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