# Katie Perry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212 "2010-02-09T00:32:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![theman\_31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@theman\_31](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theman_31)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/1 "2010-02-09T00:32:12Z")

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I am mesmerized with her… hands down, the best body in show business… i want to see if anyone can top her… because you can’t!

[http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Fun+Mexico+08c484Xj1sol.jpg](http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Fun+Mexico+08c484Xj1sol.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/2 "2010-02-09T01:36:40Z")

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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with her body, but I don’t see anything special about it either.

I’m not going to link to them for obvious reasons, but the recent nudies of Rhianna opened my eyes to what a truly phenomenal body she has.

And of course it’s hard to top Jessica Biel’s bod.

Luckily, god has a sense of fairness, as neither one of them is a perfect 10 in the face.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/3 "2010-02-09T01:42:14Z")

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I’m with you about Katy Perry. Old-school pinup curves that are juuuuuuust right.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/4 "2010-02-09T02:27:10Z")

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> [@theman\_31](#):
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> [http://www.rhinonights.com/2010/02/rack-of-week-katy-perry.html](http://www.rhinonights.com/2010/02/rack-of-week-katy-perry.html)
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> [http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Fun+Mexico+08c484Xj1sol.jpg](http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Fun+Mexico+08c484Xj1sol.jpg)

Has she ever been documented smiling? Because that really wins points with me.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/5 "2010-02-09T02:39:04Z")

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[Let me google that for you.]([http://images.google.com/images?q=katy](http://images.google.com/images?q=katy) perry smile)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/6 "2010-02-09T02:46:23Z")

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> [@theman\_31](#):
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> I am mesmerized with her…

Umm… That’s 'cause she kissed a girl. And she liked it. And any red-blooded heterosexual guy who doesn’t get a tiny thrill from hearing that is lying.

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**Author:** ![theman\_31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@theman\_31](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theman_31)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/7 "2010-02-09T05:30:01Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Umm… That’s 'cause she kissed a girl. And she liked it. And any red-blooded heterosexual guy who doesn’t get a tiny thrill from hearing that is lying.

agreed

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/8 "2010-02-09T05:48:04Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Umm… That’s 'cause she kissed a girl. And she liked it. And any red-blooded heterosexual guy who doesn’t get a tiny thrill from hearing that is lying.

The video shows no actual girl kissing, but Katy is so smoking hot in that video!

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/9 "2010-02-09T14:05:24Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> [Let me google that for you.]([katy - Google Search](http://images.google.com/images?q=katy) perry smile)

That’s more like it.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/10 "2010-02-09T15:16:56Z")

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She’s cute. Not extraordinarily hot, IMO.

You want curves? [Beyonce](http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20011789_20011980,00.html#20011980), baby.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/11 "2010-02-09T15:31:53Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Umm… That’s 'cause she kissed a girl. And she liked it. And any red-blooded heterosexual guy who doesn’t get a tiny thrill from hearing that is lying.

I don’t. Not only do I hate that faux-lesbian chic stuff but Jill Sobule’s song of the same title was miles better.

Bodywise, though - very nice indeed.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/12 "2010-02-09T15:50:22Z")

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She strikes me as serious meh. Her body does nothing for me.

Kate Hudson, on the other hand… I once nearly chewed through my TV set.

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**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/13 "2010-02-09T16:08:14Z")

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It’s a good thing she has those breasts, or I might not have done so well on this [test](http://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2008/07/katy-perry-looks-like-zooey-deschanel/).

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/14 "2010-02-09T16:32:32Z")

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> [@theman\_31](#):
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> I am mesmerized with her… hands down, the best body in show business… i want to see if anyone can top her… because you can’t!
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> [http://www.rhinonights.com/2010/02/rack-of-week-katy-perry.html](http://www.rhinonights.com/2010/02/rack-of-week-katy-perry.html)
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> [http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Fun+Mexico+08c484Xj1sol.jpg](http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Katy+Perry+Fun+Mexico+08c484Xj1sol.jpg)

Ummm… Shakira, perhaps?

[http://ayebeclear.com/scoop/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/shakira-in-black.jpg](http://ayebeclear.com/scoop/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/shakira-in-black.jpg)

[http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/shakira/photos/collection/photo/8](http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/shakira/photos/collection/photo/8)

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/15 "2010-02-09T16:54:58Z")

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She is certainly attractive enough. She has a great body. Her face kind of reminds me of Zooey Dechanel. (did I spell that right?)

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/16 "2010-02-09T16:59:25Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> She is certainly attractive enough. She has a great body. Her face kind of reminds me of Zooey Dechanel. (did I spell that right?)

Better still, [can you tell them apart](http://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2008/07/katy-perry-looks-like-zooey-deschanel/)?

ETA: I got 5/8.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/17 "2010-02-09T17:00:40Z")

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Do guys like that jet black hair thing that she has going on, and the occasional “I’m a 20’s pinup!” style she rocks?

Or do guys not notice that she even has hair? 😃

I can’t stand that hair style, myself. But it might be because I know someone personally that I hate with a passion who did the whole “porcelain skin/black hair” thing when I was a teen.

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**Author:** ![theman\_31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@theman\_31](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theman_31)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/18 "2010-02-09T18:10:50Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Do guys like that jet black hair thing that she has going on, and the occasional “I’m a 20’s pinup!” style she rocks?
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> Or do guys not notice that she even has hair? 😃
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> I can’t stand that hair style, myself. But it might be because I know someone personally that I hate with a passion who did the whole “porcelain skin/black hair” thing when I was a teen.

i love everything about her… she just exudes fun times and sexiness… russell brand is a lucky dude

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/19 "2010-02-09T18:23:19Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Better still, [can you tell them apart](http://www.thegimcrackmiscellany.com/2008/07/katy-perry-looks-like-zooey-deschanel/)?
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> ETA: I got 5/8.

I would have bet you that I could, but I did miss a couple. The first one I missed was number 4.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/20 "2010-02-09T18:33:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Better still, can you tell them apart?

8/8. The trick is to look at the eyes (Perry’s are darker), the boobs (Perry’s are bigger), and the outfit (Perry’s are sillier).

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