# Katie Perry **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 9, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212 "2010-02-09T00:32:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/21 "2010-02-09T18:46:48Z")
I watch American Idol only during the tryout sessions. The rest of the show is worthless IMO, but the humor value in the tryouts are worth their weight in electrons. But, when Katy came on the show to be the guest judge, my ability to pay attention to anything else was completely removed. I generally don’t comment on how awestruck I am at a woman’s appearance directly to my wife, but I’m sure I did at least a dozen times that hour… and thought it at least 4 dozen more! IMO, the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in a very long time. Not every part is perfect, but it comes together very perfectly. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/22 "2010-02-09T18:56:54Z")
I’d **like** to top her, if you know what I mean… ---
**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/23 "2010-02-09T19:04:14Z")
Katie Perry is smoking hot, even if half of her songs are ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/24 "2010-02-09T19:34:12Z")
> [@theman\_31](#): > > hands down, the best body in show business She don’t look bad from the hands up, either. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/25 "2010-02-09T19:49:04Z")
This is the third thread **theman\_31** has opened this week that had a link to the same blog. He’s obviously trying to get more readers, so I’ve banned him and removed those links. ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/26 "2010-02-09T19:50:38Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > She’s cute. Not extraordinarily hot, IMO. > > You want curves? [Beyonce](http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20011789_20011980,00.html#20011980), baby. For some “curves” means chesty with a firm rump, not pancake tits, a big ass and fullback thighs. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/27 "2010-02-10T00:18:12Z")
> [@butler1850](#): > > IMO, the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in a very long time. Not every part is perfect, but it comes together very perfectly. Agreed, she’s beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/28 "2010-02-10T01:56:12Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > This is the third thread **theman\_31** has opened this week that had a link to the same blog. He’s obviously trying to get more readers, so I’ve banned him and removed those links. You mean someone posting links to a blog known as “Rack of the Day” wasn’t on the level? I for one am shocked. Gotta admit though, the man was performing a nice public service. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/29 "2010-02-10T02:08:26Z")
> [@whole\_bean](#): > > For some “curves” means chesty with a firm rump, not pancake tits, a big ass and fullback thighs. Well, also that pic of Beyonce is photoshopped to the n’th degree. I mean I think Beyonce looks perfectly fine in this pic, but [these thighs](http://www.tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beyonce_photobucket.jpg) ain’t [those thighs](http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20011789_20011980,00.html#20011980), ya know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/30 "2010-02-10T03:17:23Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Well, also that pic of Beyonce is photoshopped to the n’th degree. > > I mean I think Beyonce looks perfectly fine in this pic, but [these thighs](http://www.tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beyonce_photobucket.jpg) ain’t [those thighs](http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20011789_20011980,00.html#20011980), ya know what I mean? Whatever. Either one is more than fine by me. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/31 "2010-02-10T07:10:19Z")
She’s awfully cute, I’ll give ya that. Not a big fan of her music, but she doesn’t need to sing for me… Joe ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/32 "2010-02-10T18:18:15Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Do guys like that jet black hair thing that she has going on, and the occasional “I’m a 20’s pinup!” style she rocks? Oh, God, yes. See also, Lily Allen. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/33 "2010-02-10T22:44:52Z")
> [@theman\_31](#): > > I want to see if anyone can top her… because you can’t! So… you’re saying Katy Perry is… top-less? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212/34 "2010-02-10T22:51:52Z")
Nothing to add, but [this makeup guy](http://www.music-juice.com/images/stories/2009/septembrie-2009/22-september-2009/katy-perry-wet/katy-perry-wet-2ss.jpg) has perhaps the greatest job in the history of the Universe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katie-perry/528212.md?page=1)