# Katy Perry marries Russell Brand: Divorce pool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 27, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464 "2010-10-27T00:32:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464/81 "2011-12-31T02:51:18Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Check your math again. Elendil was nearly a year off.

> [@twickster](#):
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> Sorry, **IG** , your entry was disqualified. **Aft3D** is our winner!

WOOT!

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464/82 "2011-12-31T04:16:01Z")

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I really thought they’d last…

Till 2013. Bastards.

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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464/83 "2011-12-31T04:24:06Z")

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She likes older men; I wonder if she’d enjoy life in the Carolinas. We have no paparazzi.

But she should know that if she plans on whipping 'em out, she needs to do that at the gentleman’s club instead of the supermarket. God gave you an appendix too. Just 'cause he gave 'em to ya doesn’t mean he wants you to put them to good use.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464/84 "2012-01-13T20:12:42Z")

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Huh, I hadn’t heard this. I was less than 9 weeks off. Not bad.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464/85 "2012-01-13T22:00:22Z")

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I was a year off.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/katy-perry-marries-russell-brand-divorce-pool/558464/86 "2012-01-15T17:28:28Z")

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I never bet, my original post being just a wonder about how they’d have taken being bet on.

So, I lose.

If I ever saw either of them, I hope I’d have the class to say “I’m so very sorry for the pain you must be going through.”

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