# Kaylee with a strawberry vs Bailey in a Black Death t-shirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 10, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961 "2010-05-10T20:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/1 "2010-05-10T20:51:07Z")
Who wins? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/2 "2010-05-10T21:02:13Z")
Let me be the first to say “This should be a poll.” 🙂 In any event, I vote Kaylee. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/3 "2010-05-10T21:08:17Z")
Oh, my. Both. Please. I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/4 "2010-05-10T21:27:50Z")
We all win. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/5 "2010-05-10T21:33:45Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > We all win. LOL! I totally agree. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/6 "2010-05-10T21:37:50Z")
If you force me to choose, it’s Kaylee. But there is no bad choice, really. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/7 "2010-05-10T21:41:45Z")
Kaylee. It hurts me to choose, but…Kaylee. ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/8 "2010-05-10T21:41:46Z")
FYI, the OP means [Kaylee](http://www.fireflywiki.org/Firefly/Kaylee) from _Firefly_ and [Bailey](http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=43859) from _WKRP in Cinncinnati_. (Sigh…) I don’t roll that way but out of loyalty to my 1970s childhood, I’d go with Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/9 "2010-05-10T21:44:25Z")
Kaylee ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/10 "2010-05-10T21:56:40Z")
As **Skammer** says, there is no bad choice. Nevertheless, I vote for Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/11 "2010-05-10T22:03:28Z")
This is indeed a difficult decision. I’ll go with Kaylee. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/12 "2010-05-10T22:03:54Z")
Definitely Bailey ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/13 "2010-05-10T22:05:13Z")
**KneadToKnow** is right - this is _not_ a zero-sum game. I’ll be in Kaylee’s bunk. Oh, no I won’t. But I can dream… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/14 "2010-05-10T22:15:26Z")
Very tough choice, but I gotta go with Kaylee. The strawberry was the tie-breaker. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/15 "2010-05-10T22:16:05Z")
Bailey. I was going to add something pithy but, nah. Just “Bailey”. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/16 "2010-05-10T22:29:15Z")
Bailey, without hesitation. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/17 "2010-05-10T22:53:26Z")
Bailey, all the way. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/18 "2010-05-10T23:46:29Z")
Are we seeing a generational divide? Bailey. Always Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/19 "2010-05-10T23:52:12Z")
Kaylee is much more my type, and not because of the generational thing. She just looks approachable…AND sexy. Bailey, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/20 "2010-05-10T23:57:15Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Are we seeing a generational divide? > > Bailey. Always Bailey. I’m not sure - I’m 48. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961.md?page=2)