# Kaylee with a strawberry vs Bailey in a Black Death t-shirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 10, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961 "2010-05-10T20:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/21 "2010-05-11T01:38:38Z")
Bailey, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/22 "2010-05-11T02:47:41Z")
Bailey. _Especially_ in Johnny’s Black Death T-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/23 "2010-05-11T02:54:29Z")
Another vote for Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/24 "2010-05-11T03:01:06Z")
> [@Jman](#): > > Bailey, not so much. Your man card. Turn it in. NOW. ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/25 "2010-05-11T03:07:56Z")
Wow. What is all this about? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/26 "2010-05-11T04:17:45Z")
Tough call… too many positives on both sides, so the tie-breaker has to be which looks higher-maintenance. Sorry, Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/27 "2010-05-11T04:22:17Z")
[I wish](http://www.pocketwallpaper.com/Firefly/kaylee.jpg) I [was](http://cdn-www.answerbag.com/images/answers/1119401/4749017/FireflyKaylee1.jpg) a [strawberry](http://heroinechic.net/art/strawberry.jpg)! ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/28 "2010-05-11T04:46:02Z")
OK, we got the Kaylee/strawberry pic, where is the Bailey/t-shirt pic? Hardly a legitimate query without one. ---
**Author:** ![Jormungandr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@Jormungandr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jormungandr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/29 "2010-05-11T05:53:10Z")
Kaylee!!! I can share my homemade strawberry pie (no gelatin) with her.😃 ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/30 "2010-05-11T08:54:00Z")
No competition. Who is Bailey? The only Bailey I know is from Grey’s Anatomy. Who never wears a black death tshirt. Unless you want to provide pics? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/31 "2010-05-11T10:49:02Z")
Keylee is hotter, but a picture that allows you to see what Bailey is wearing would probably be better than that oddly deformed face shot. Oh, and she was hotter on Stargate Atlantis. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/32 "2010-05-11T11:12:33Z")
I’m sorry, but can Bailey fix a spaceship engine while having sex? No? Then no contest. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/33 "2010-05-11T14:02:08Z")
> [@jackdavinci](#): > > No competition. Who is Bailey? The only Bailey I know is from Grey’s Anatomy. Who never wears a black death tshirt. Unless you want to provide pics? Bailey Quarters was a character on _WKRP in Cincinnatti_. If you were the right age during the first run series, you probably had a thing for Bailey. She was the perfect cool girl next door type. Here’s [Bailey](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1213/1427495191_5e2b8df0e1.jpg) (Jan Smithers) with receptionist Jennifer Marlow (Loni Anderson) at a softball game. -Bailey’s the brunette. [Here she is again](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1zfxutK0p1qzbutoo1_500.jpg) with DJ Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman). ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/34 "2010-05-11T14:43:11Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > I’m sorry, but can Bailey fix a spaceship engine while having sex? No? Then no contest. I clearly missed that episode of _WKRP_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/35 "2010-05-11T14:44:00Z")
I felt sorry for Les when Bailey gave him that “Hi Les, with a wink”, it was very mean to give a shy guy like that such a line. ---
**Author:** ![markm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/36 "2010-05-11T14:45:35Z")
Both, please. As a slight hijack, as a kid watching WKRP, I never understood why Jennifer was supposed to be the hot chick instead of Bailey. I always liked Bailey a lot more than Jennifer. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/37 "2010-05-11T15:03:04Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > [I wish](http://www.pocketwallpaper.com/Firefly/kaylee.jpg) I [was](http://cdn-www.answerbag.com/images/answers/1119401/4749017/FireflyKaylee1.jpg) a [strawberry](http://heroinechic.net/art/strawberry.jpg)! Bailey never had to try so hard. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/38 "2010-05-11T15:51:11Z")
> [@markm](#): > > As a slight hijack, as a kid watching WKRP, I never understood why Jennifer was supposed to be the hot chick instead of Bailey. I always liked Bailey a lot more than Jennifer. For me (and I was an awkward-around-girls teen at the time), Jennifer was gorgeous, but intimidating and unapproachable. Whereas Bailey was also very attractive, but far more approachable, probably because she, too, was somewhat awkward and not sure of herself, at least at first. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/39 "2010-05-11T16:07:48Z")
While I always liked Bailey on the cover of [Newsweek](http://www.celebritynooz.com/images2/jan-smithers-newsweek.jpg), I still have to pick Kaylee. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/40 "2010-05-11T16:18:51Z")
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