# Kaylee with a strawberry vs Bailey in a Black Death t-shirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 10, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961 "2010-05-10T20:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/41 "2010-05-11T16:37:02Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Bailey never had to try so hard. Kaylee never tries. She just is. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/42 "2010-05-11T17:10:28Z")
Since the OP was ‘vs’ instead of ‘or’, I propose a nude mud wrestling arena for the venue. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/43 "2010-05-11T19:51:18Z")
Kaylee with the strawberry, I know and wholeheartedly approve of. Baily, I don’t know. Therefore I will refrain from voting until someone posts pictures, or preferably video, in the afore-mentioned T-shirt. For the follow-up question, I would go for Grace Park, but for the “don’t stick it in the crazy” rule. Make it Athena, though, instead of Boomer, and it’s no contest. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/44 "2010-05-11T19:57:59Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > And on an equally important issue: [Grace](http://www.asianbite.com/asianamericanimages/grace-park-scream-awards3.jpg) [“Boomer”](http://cdn.giantmag.com/files//2009/01/graceparkse0.jpg) [Park](http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/park_grace_vrt.jpg) or [Linda](http://www.fotosdefamosas.com.br/Celebrities/Linda-Park/Linda-Park-7.JPG) [“Hoshi”](http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/profile/Linda_Park_5.jpg) [Park](http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/6/63/Linda_park_i_882.jpg)? This really demands a thread of its own. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/45 "2010-05-12T00:47:59Z")
> [@](#): > > For the follow-up question, I would go for Grace Park, but for the “don’t stick it in the crazy” rule. Make it Athena, though, instead of Boomer, and it’s no contest. But you have to stick with linked pairs: Bailey vs Kaylee, Park vs Park, Betty vs Veronica, Ginger vs Mary Ann. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/46 "2010-05-12T02:33:14Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Are we seeing a generational divide? > > Bailey. Always Bailey. I’m 42 and remember Jan Smithers quite fondly - _especially_ in Johnny Fever’s Black Death T-shirt. (And remember her line? “I was naked…so I grabbed the first thing I could find”. Whoaaa…) But I have to give this to Kaylee by an nose. And a pair of lips. So wonderfully sweet, so unconsciously sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/47 "2010-05-12T05:51:06Z")
> [@](#): > > But you have to stick with linked pairs: Bailey vs Kaylee, Park vs Park, Betty vs Veronica, Ginger vs Mary Ann. Athena is still Park, though. I take it you haven’t watched _Battlestar Galactica_? The short version is, Boomer and Athena are two different copies of the same Cylon model, but Boomer is crazy and Athena is sane. In fact, she seems to be just about the _only_ sane Eight. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/48 "2010-05-12T06:56:37Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > I’m sorry, but can Bailey fix a spaceship engine while having sex? No? Then no contest. As God is my witness, I thought a Capissen 38 could fly. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/49 "2010-05-12T09:58:10Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > And on an equally important issue: Grace “Boomer” Park or **Linda “Hoshi” Park?** That’s **Empress Sato** buddy! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/50 "2010-05-12T13:39:01Z")
> [@](#): > > I take it you haven’t watched Battlestar Galactica? This is true. I base my knowledge of _Battlestar Galactica_ on what I’ve picked up second hand and what I remember from the original series. Boomer looked like [this](http://www.trekexpo.net/2010%20expo%20pics/ACTORS/HERB%20JEFFERSON%202.jpg) and Athena looked like [this](http://www.scifihottie.com/images/categories/34.jpg) - two completely different people. And [Laurette Spang](http://media.battlestarwiki.org/images/thumb/8/8d/Laurette_Spang_Promo.jpg/200px-Laurette_Spang_Promo.jpg) was Cassiopeia and the new series would have been better if it had socialators too. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/51 "2010-05-12T13:54:58Z")
Kaylee and the strawberry represents foreplay. Bailey in the t-shirt? Afterglow. I go for afterglow every time. As long as I’m part of the glow their after. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/52 "2010-05-13T00:02:19Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Kaylee with the strawberry, I know and wholeheartedly approve of. Baily, I don’t know. Therefore I will refrain from voting until someone posts pictures, or preferably video, in the afore-mentioned T-shirt. > > For the follow-up question, I would go for Grace Park, but for the “don’t stick it in the crazy” rule. Make it Athena, though, instead of Boomer, and it’s no contest. Well, didn’t Athena go a little crazy too? What with the Shooting Six? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/53 "2010-05-13T00:58:25Z")
Well, OK, but only a little crazy, and that was in defense against what she had good reason to view as a direct threat to her daughter. All mothers get a little crazy in that kind of situation. It’s nothing compared to the “Hm, I’m bored, how about I turn against everyone and everything I care about and see how that works out?” attitude of most other Eights. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/54 "2010-05-13T04:34:40Z")
I think I broke my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/55 "2010-05-13T23:40:43Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > I’m 42 and remember Jan Smithers quite fondly - _especially_ in Johnny Fever’s Black Death T-shirt. (And remember her line? “I was naked…so I grabbed the first thing I could find”. Whoaaa…) Do you remember any more of the plot of this episode? I think I have access to a box set… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/56 "2010-05-13T23:50:57Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo;] And on an equally important issue: [Grace](http://www.asianbite.com/asianamericanimages/grace-park-scream-awards3.jpg) [“Boomer”](http://cdn.giantmag.com/files//2009/01/graceparkse0.jpg) [Park](http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/park_grace_vrt.jpg) or [Linda](http://www.fotosdefamosas.com.br/Celebrities/Linda-Park/Linda-Park-7.JPG) [“Hoshi”](http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/profile/Linda_Park_5.jpg) [Park](http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/6/63/Linda_park_i_882.jpg)? [/QUOTE] I’d have to go with Hoshi, as she’s a cunning linguist. She and I would be perfect together, since I’m such a master debator. 😃 ETA: I’d follow her into a decontamination chamber any time. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/57 "2010-05-13T23:54:14Z")
… a really crappy box set. “WKRP in Cincinnati Collectors Edition” (no Amazon or Google Shopping hits). Volume 1 Discs 1-10 and Volume 2 Discs 11-18. No liner notes, no booklets, no info on the disc other than disk number, no anything. I guess I need to sit down and figure out what’s what. ---
**Author:** ![Zoinks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zoinks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoinks)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/58 "2010-05-14T04:12:00Z")
I thought Bailey meant the second oldest Salinger on Party of Five. Anyone else? I was actually intrigued that someone on the Straight Dope was running a non-heterosexual poll on tv sex objects but evidently not. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/59 "2010-05-14T04:35:29Z")
Oh god Kaylee Yes and forever Kaylee ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961/60 "2010-05-14T05:59:21Z")
Sounds like you have access to a bootleg copy, **Oslo**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kaylee-with-a-strawberry-vs-bailey-in-a-black-death-t-shirt/538961.md?page=4)