# KC Dopefest '03 wrapup: tastes great, less Bush **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326 "2003-07-27T22:56:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/21 "2003-07-28T18:28:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*You can see the photos at [this lil ol’ place.](http://members16.clubphoto.com/skip739248/guest-1.phtml) If you click on the albums, you’ll get all the images in that album; if you click on each individual image, you should get a pop-up screen with a larger image of that same photo. \*\* Here’s an interesting observation about the first photo album of **Skippy** ’s. There are 3 pictures of **auntie em** (his new bride) and 8 of **Enderw24**. Thangs that make you go _hmmmm_. ---
**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/22 "2003-07-28T18:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Actually, you were just so stunningly beautiful, half my mind said there was no possible way she’s really here at this dopefest. Thus, when I went to make the list up, my subconcious took over and erased you. Because of your hotness. That’s the truth and the answer I’ll stick with. Ayup. \*\* That’s right, and don’t you forget it! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/23 "2003-07-28T19:20:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Here’s an interesting observation about the first photo album of **Skippy** ’s. There are 3 pictures of **auntie em** (his new bride) and 8 of **Enderw24**. > > Thangs that make you go _hmmmm_. \*\* Even more interesting is that the vast majority of those **Ender** -centric photos were taken on **Enderw24** ’s camera. He just borrowed a memory card from me for the day–which is why I posted them. That said… **Enderw24** ’s a fine-looking fellow. I’m sure **auntie em** wouldn’t mind me exploring in the confines of another, more personal “photo shoot”. Not at all. Not a bit. Nope. **Ender** might, but this isn’t about him, is it? Don’t think that **auntie em** felt left out, though. Did you see her shirt? Obviously she was sportin’ a pretty damn big heart-on for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/24 "2003-07-28T19:54:16Z")
Yes yes. Quite attractive. I had a 5 minute shower that morning before racing to the Plaza through 100 degree weather sporting three day old stubble and I spent the day covering myself in chocolate and swimming in dog urine. Who wouldn’t want to do me? I can hardly keep my hands off myself just thinking about it. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/25 "2003-07-28T20:19:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*I only got a twenty from **Cecil**. Waz up wit dat? \*\* It’s a well known fact the The Perfect Master and Santa Claus share naughty-and-nice lists. Guess which part of the list you’re in? Besides, didn’t **Cecil** say something about a twenty was standard for those wearing g-strings? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Homebrew_ > \*\*Here’s an interesting observation about the first photo album of Skippy’s. There are 3 pictures of auntie em (his new bride) and 8 of Enderw24. > > Thangs that make you go hmmmm.\*\* Okay, so we’ve got one vote for **ouisey** and a nonverbal yet obvious vote for **Enderw24** from **SkipMagic** (via picture quantity and admitted memory card sharing) for hottest Doper in attendance. Me, I’m voting for **elmwood** , but only 'cause he let me & Horsefoal snap pictures of him. A close second was [this guy](http://www.cyburbia.org/sdmb/DSC01412.JPG) doing his best imitation of Clark W. Griswold from _European Vacation_. Cast your vote folks! Hanging chad and all! Who was the hottest doper/protester in attendance? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/26 "2003-07-28T20:44:55Z")
All the ladies were quite lovely and attractive, but the hottest was clearly and definitely Mrs. Gary T. I thought I was hot, but I realized when we got home that the heat was getting to me–I should have jumped into the fountain. I’ve never been mistaken in thinking I was all wet. It was certainly enjoyable seeing those I’d met before, and meeting those I hadn’t. A special thanks to those who made the longer drives from outside the metro area. Might have to do this more often than once a year. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/27 "2003-07-28T21:16:08Z")
Oh my God. We had a party for my brother two weeks ago at that EXACT table! Italian restaurant on the plaza, windows facing east onto the fountain? The only long north-south table in the back? Do doo doo doo, do doo doo doo… ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/28 "2003-07-28T21:28:33Z")
That’d be the table! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/29 "2003-07-28T21:39:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*IOkay, so we’ve got one vote for **ouisey** and a nonverbal yet obvious vote for **Enderw24** from **SkipMagic** (via picture quantity and admitted memory card sharing) for hottest Doper in attendance. Me, I’m voting for **elmwood** , but only 'cause he let me & Horsefoal snap pictures of him. A close second was [this guy](http://www.cyburbia.org/sdmb/DSC01412.JPG) doing his best imitation of Clark W. Griswold from _European Vacation_. Cast your vote folks! Hanging chad and all! Who was the hottest doper/protester in attendance? \*\* Obviously I have to abstain from the vote because 1.) I’m a hot, blond, long-legged weather girl and I don’t want you to think I’m biased and, really, 2.) How can one compete with the Griswold guy? Did you see the skull he’s using for his belt buckle? I love him. Seriously. No one else quite expresses “boner” the way he does. He’s a poet. A visionary. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/30 "2003-07-28T23:52:23Z")
I survived the ride home. **Wikkit** and **WithaK** were very entertaining. Getting home took less time than getting to Kansas City. It was great meeting you all. I can’t wait until the next one. **Horseflesh** , its a 7 person hot tub, so you can come and bring 5 of your closest friends. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/31 "2003-07-29T00:02:31Z")
Oh, and I want to thank **Sperfur** for giving me a ride home, despite my terrible navigating skills. “Ok, turn left…no, the other left! Now turn on the next street. Oh, wait, I meant the _next_ street.” ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/32 "2003-07-29T00:06:42Z")
How the hell could you forget **ouisey**? All of the doper ladies are ridiculously attractive, and us doper dudes are, well, look at the pictures… I think **Skip** had the right idea. It was a great time. The food was spectacular, the plate captain cool enough to keep a side of beef in for a month. The people were fun, and it was worth the drive. Speaking of the drive, I think Erik and Misty win for longest totat travel time, and I do for longest time driving. We got to Missouri via Kansas from Iowa, so that has to be an interesting journey, right? It was a good drive, though, and I hope they let me come with them to the Columbia fest. I wish _the Unnamed One_ would have shown up, as I’d really like to meet her. It was great fun. Meeting Cecil was great, as was getting attacked by short sock monkeys. Are we going to start a thread for the 7 words you can’t say on the SDMB? Is anyone going to link to the threads they talked about? Will someone e-mail me when the next fest cometh? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/33 "2003-07-29T01:27:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > And to all those pretenders who said they were going to be there and didn’t come: Cecil Adams himself showed up! No kidding. He blessed each one of us and handed everyone a crisp $100 bill. Then he folded his arms, nodded his head, and poof! he was gone in a flash of light. Cool way to travel. Too bad you guys missed it. Feh, I got $150. Can’t tell you what I did for the other $50, though. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/34 "2003-07-29T01:29:52Z")
Did you get them all in dollar bills? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/35 "2003-07-29T01:42:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wikkit \* > **Are we going to start a thread for the 7 words you can’t say on the SDMB?** Shaddap, ya fat redneck-gry. Hi Opal-gry! Driveway-gry, parkway-gry. Fnord-gry. ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/36 "2003-07-29T03:51:05Z")
OH NO! I totally forgot about the Dopefest ! OK, who was supposed to remind me that this is July? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/37 "2003-07-29T04:22:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wikkit \* > \*\*Speaking of the drive, I think Erik and Misty win for longest totat travel time, and I do for longest time driving. We got to Missouri via Kansas from Iowa, so that has to be an interesting journey, right? \*\* What about shortest drive? Six minutes for me, but it was through two states. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/38 "2003-07-29T04:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wikkit \* > \*\*Speaking of the drive, I think Erik and Misty win for longest totat travel time, and I do for longest time driving. We got to Missouri via Kansas from Iowa, so that has to be an interesting journey, right? \*\* What about shortest drive? Six minutes for me, but it was through two states. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/39 "2003-07-29T05:38:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elmwood \* > \*\*What about shortest drive? Six minutes for me, but it was through two states. 😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elmwood \* > \*\*What about shortest drive? Six minutes for me, but it was through two states. 😃 \*\* Twelve minutes, now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kc-dopefest-03-wrapup-tastes-great-less-bush/191326/40 "2003-07-29T13:59:15Z")
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