Keanu couldn’t kick the ass of a 6 year old wearing Lee press-on nails.
Keanu couldn’t kick the ass of Bruce Lee!!
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yeah…
Keanu couldn’t kick Mel Gibson’s ass. In the filming of Lethal Weapon Three, Mel Gibson had to choreograph a type of shadow boxing. Eg, he had to do some moves pretending he was alone because Jet Li was so fast Mel couldn’t even react in time, much less spar.
Agreed Jet is getting a little on the older side, but puh-leese
Recently he did Hero - http://us.imdb.com/Title?0299977
It is already out in Asian countries. Shall be heading towards US at the end of the year, I think.
Which part of [ul]
[li] [Devil’s Advocate],[/li][li] [hyperbole mode = on], and[/li][li] Who’s going to take me seriously[/ul][/li]was confusing?
Or, if you are making a joke, you too could be a liittle more obvious about it. And yes, I know enough about martial arts to know that size doesn’t necessarily equate to skill/power/ability.
Jeez, tough crowd.
I sometimes forget words on a screen cannot convey facial expressions and voice pitch. You know you’re not a schmuck. However, I’ve proven time and time again that I am.
Sometimes it’s all so confusing to me I just rattle off nonsense, which usually forces someone to put me in check. Again, I must apologize(I’m still a newbie here, I just cant help it…).
Keanu couldn’t kick Ang Lee’s ass.
All is forgiven. It’s tough for me too, as satire and hyperbole (delivered with as straight a face as possible) are my main communication techniques. I’ve learned it’s best to overdo tone when making jokes in a written forum, hence the three indicators. There’s been several times I’ve had posters take even my most absurd hyperbole literally (such as any Reeves taking on Jet Li and winning :D).
Let’s stop bashing Keanu. He regularly gets his ass kicked by words on a piece of paper entitled Script. He’s got it tough enough as is without the additional pileon.
Govindha, don’t worry about it, I too have trouble remembering which screename is which. It goes so far that sometimes I forget my own on here, so if I lose my cookies I can’t log in and post!
Despite having been registered for a while supposedly, I was a lurker until very recently, when I was drawn into the dark side. So I still consider myself a newbie, despite having recently hit my 100[sup]th[/sup] post. Is that still few enough to make me a newbie?
Cheers, Harry
Spike Lee?
Gypsy Rose Lee?
David Lee Roth?
Iacocca, Lee?
I’ve found a copy on Amazon.co.uk, which I’d love, but unfortunately I’m a poor teenage student.
If I’m lucky, I’ll get my share of the money for my band’s last gig, and I can afford it. Failing that, I’ll wait till I actually have my part time job, and it’ll be my first purchase with my paycheque.
Cheers, Harry
What if Keanu Reeves was attacked by a Star Destroyer?
Keanu Reeves couldn’t kick Robert E Lee’s ass, even if he exhumed his body!