# Kebabs won't stay on their skewers- what am I doing wrong ?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 30, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413 "2009-06-30T00:06:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/1 "2009-06-30T00:06:53Z")

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Made kebabs for the BBQ at the weekend using [this](http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1926,151162-239200,00.html) random receipe I found on Google (despite it not being the most coherent set of instructions I’ve encounters, I like how it says what to do with HALF the bread crumbs, but never says what to do with the rest of them 🙂 ).

They tasted fantastic, but their consistency was all wrong. They completely refused to stay on the skewer when turn over, so I ended up with alot of miniature kebab bites, rather than kebabs per se.

What am I doing wrong ? Should I be using more/less breadcrumbs ?

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/2 "2009-06-30T00:17:00Z")

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Use two skewers.

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/3 "2009-06-30T00:19:39Z")

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I make kofta (choose your own spelling :-)) but I don’t use breadcrumbs at all.

That recipe also doesn’t tell you what to do with the egg, but you beat it and mix it in, although I don’t use egg either.

Do you mean they fell apart? The egg helps things stick together. I also form the meat around the skewer, rather than forming a ball and then trying to slide a skewer into it. Normally with hamburgers you don’t want to pack too tightly but for cooking on a skewer you need a firmer pack.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/4 "2009-06-30T00:28:25Z")

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I never use ground meat on kebabs. Chunks of pork/beef/lamb, big mushrooms, onions, and peppers – it’s foolproof.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/5 "2009-06-30T00:46:26Z")

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they have flat wider skewers for making kebabs out of ground beast, the set i have is just under half an inch wide. I sort of lay out a strip of mixture, lay the skewer on top and sort of form the meat into a rectangle form on the skewer. It doesnt rotissery but you flop it one side to the other

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/6 "2009-06-30T02:42:06Z")

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Another option for this kind of kafta… simply don’t use the skewers. Make the logs/sausages and grill them next to the skewered vegetables

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/7 "2009-06-30T14:36:38Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> I never use ground meat on kebabs. Chunks of pork/beef/lamb, big mushrooms, onions, and peppers – it’s foolproof.

Yeah, ground meat on a stick doesn’t sound like it would go over very well (hee hee).

I love marinating squash, onions, large mushrooms and whatever meat in a simple balsamic vinaigrette overnight and skewering those bad boys and grilling them up. So very tasty.

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/8 "2009-06-30T14:42:19Z")

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I agree with **RealityChuck** : use two skewers. Unless I’m doing satay, this is the only way I do grilled on a food any more. Shrimp, mushrooms, scallops; they never spin on the skewer. I’ve done gyro skewers like this, and never had a problem.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/9 "2009-06-30T14:45:26Z")

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You could try refrigerating for a while before grilling. Might help them firm up a little.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/10 "2009-06-30T15:06:59Z")

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Use [square-section skewers](http://fantes.com/images/7172bbq.jpg) (I’ve seen them in both metal and wood) or as mentioned, [flat ones](http://www.fantes.com/images/5710barbecue.jpg). Or more glue. 😃

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/11 "2009-06-30T16:26:01Z")

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Yeah, in middle eastern restaurants I see them grilling the kufte on flat, sword-like skewers. A market near me sells a fabulous raw kufte mixture, but in order to grill it at home, I’d need the specialized skewers.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/12 "2009-06-30T22:45:49Z")

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See if you can find the Good Eats episode on kebabs. There’s a lot there on how to choose skewers and choose/prep foods that’ll stay on and stay stable.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kebabs-wont-stay-on-their-skewers-what-am-i-doing-wrong/501413/13 "2009-06-30T23:33:41Z")

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Here’s a nice set of [skewers](http://store.grilling4all.com/sm8026.html) like we’ve been talking about.

Now I want some kufte kebab. It’s one of my favorite dishes, and I know a nice middle-eastern place that does them just right.
