# Keep it to yourself! Better yet, DON'T DO IT!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-it-to-yourself-better-yet-dont-do-it/17957>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [April 2, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-it-to-yourself-better-yet-dont-do-it/17957 "2000-04-02T21:46:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-it-to-yourself-better-yet-dont-do-it/17957/81 "2000-04-13T21:16:00Z")

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Esprix, this is totally off topic, but I must’ve been dreaming about this board last night. I woke up at 4am with the phrase, “Asketh the damn Priest Guy” running through my head. Scary! 🙂

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“Living in this complex world of the future is not unlike having bees live inside your head.” - F. Scott Firesign

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-it-to-yourself-better-yet-dont-do-it/17957/82 "2000-04-14T14:58:00Z")

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> Originally posted by **RTFirefly** :
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> I woke up at 4am with the phrase, “Asketh the damn Priest Guy” running through my head. Scary!

{rubbing hands together} Excellent - my plan is already coming to fruition… {Muhahahahahahahahahaha!}

Uh-oh. Did I type that out loud?

Esprix

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## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html))

## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-it-to-yourself-better-yet-dont-do-it/17957/83 "2000-04-14T23:26:00Z")

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> In all fairness, Dave, some third-trimester abortions are of fetuses that are expected to not survive birth by more than hours, if at all. I’m not sure I see the logic in making a mother continue to carry a baby that’s going to be dead on arrival, so to speak.

## Oh, I quite agree. I meant third trimesters for convienence. I know they are rare, too. That’s why I don’t feel too bad.

Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

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