# Keep me out of jail.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-me-out-of-jail/282875>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 3, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-me-out-of-jail/282875 "2005-01-03T19:24:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-me-out-of-jail/282875/21 "2005-01-05T20:29:07Z")

</div>

> [@Indygrrl](#):
>
> You have more restraint than I. If I thought someone touched one hair on my child’s head, I’d beat the living shit out of them (male or female, either one).

Yes indeed.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-me-out-of-jail/282875.md?page=1)