# Keep your God Damn hands off her ya FUCK! (not for the weak of heart) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 11, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694 "2003-07-11T12:54:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/1 "2003-07-11T12:54:14Z")
I’m watching the local news here in CT and I see something that makes me wish vigilantism were legal. news: 44 year old man caught by daughter raping 13 year old blind foster child. Man beat his daughter and was arrested after neighbors heard her screams… Thats not the worse part. 13 year old foster child was only their a week, she came from a home where **THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO HER NOT A YEAR AGO!!!** And the father knew it!!! Fucking mother fucker!!! RAT BASTARD I WISH YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, GET BROUGHT BACK AND DIE AGAIN YOU STUPID INBRED FUCK! RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Some people in this world are sick, dimented, fucks! But living in conservative connecticut, this guy will do 5 years tops and be out before you know it. Fucking bureaucratic fucked up shit! [sub]i don’t feel much better[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/2 "2003-07-11T12:56:44Z")
Please no prison justice jokes either. ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/3 "2003-07-11T12:58:30Z")
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I hope there is a special pit in hell for people who hurt children. If someone ever hurt one of my children like this I would kill them and enjoy every single fucking second of it. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/4 "2003-07-11T13:04:14Z")
amen! WITH A SAWS ALL!!! ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/5 "2003-07-11T13:06:23Z")
I wouldn’t enjoy it but if someone hurt my kids I would do whatever was necessary to prevent them from ever hurting another person again. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/6 "2003-07-11T13:17:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phlosphr \* > \*\* But living in conservative connecticut, this guy will do 5 years tops and be out before you know it. Fucking bureaucratic fucked up shit! \*\* Do you have anything to back this up, dickhead? And a link to the original story? Until then, all we have is: ARRRGGHHH!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED!!! REAL BAD!!! ARRGGHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tarantula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@Tarantula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarantula)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/7 "2003-07-11T13:17:15Z")
Not really a pit Qs., but I was wondering, If you planned and executed a plan to kill said motherfucker, sould you get away with it? In this case only. Are there any judges on this board ? Let’s know ---
**Author:** ![Tarantula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@Tarantula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarantula)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/8 "2003-07-11T13:18:56Z")
Sorry - “Could” you get away with it… ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/9 "2003-07-11T13:20:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tarantula \* > Not really a pit Qs., but I was wondering, If you planned and executed a plan to kill said motherfucker, sould you get away with it? In this case only. Are there any judges on this board ? You’re asking if premeditated murder for the purpose of revenge is OK? No, that’d be what we have a legal system for; they’re the ones that administer judgements of guilt and the punishment. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/10 "2003-07-11T13:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tarantula \* > \*\*Not really a pit Qs., but I was wondering, If you planned and executed a plan to kill said motherfucker, sould you get away with it? In this case only. Are there any judges on this board ? > > Let’s know \*\* I don’t think it’s a brilliant move to discuss possible methods of killing someone and how to get away with it. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/11 "2003-07-11T13:23:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*Do you have anything to back this up, dickhead? And a link to the original story? > > Until then, all we have is: > > ARRRGGHHH!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED!!! REAL BAD!!! ARRGGHHH!!! \*\* What ever crawled up your ass should be executed along with the scum in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/12 "2003-07-11T13:27:38Z")
I am not about to go into methods of killing someone for revenge or how I would try to get away with it. I would simply tell the judge that I killed the SOB so that my child or any other child would never have to worry about them again. I would take my chances in prison and sleep all nice and comfy in my cell each night knowing that the world was a touch safer from one less sicko pervert out there. If that makes me a vengeful awful person, then so be it but you are damn skippy I would kill the bastard. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mullets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/aeb1de/32.png) [@John\_Mullets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mullets)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/13 "2003-07-11T13:30:51Z")
It’s times like this I can really see where Mark “Chopper” Read is coming from. Why in Christ’s name do light sentances always seem to get handed out? And I ain’t just talking about this, seems most people seem to get less than they deserve for fucking up kids heads. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/14 "2003-07-11T13:31:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*What ever crawled up your ass should be executed along with the scum in the OP. \*\* Fuck you, sport. I want to see the story before I execute anyone. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/15 "2003-07-11T13:36:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aries28 \* > \*\*I am not about to go into methods of killing someone for revenge or how I would try to get away with it. > > I would simply tell the judge that I killed the SOB so that my child or any other child would never have to worry about them again. > > I would take my chances in prison and sleep all nice and comfy in my cell each night knowing that the world was a touch safer from one less sicko pervert out there. > > If that makes me a vengeful awful person, then so be it but you are damn skippy I would kill the bastard. \*\* Well I think that would be a waste. First off there are plenty of wackos that will fill the void. Second, who would support your child while you were in the pen? Third, its not worth spending the rest of your life in prison. Last, the judge won’t say “I like the cut of you jib”, and give you a promotion. Get a grip on yourself and help pick up the pieces of your child’s life, from _the outside_. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/16 "2003-07-11T13:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*Fuck you, sport. I want to see the story before I execute anyone. \*\* Or jump on the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/17 "2003-07-11T13:40:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Do you have anything to back this up, dickhead? And a link to the original story? > > Until then, all we have is: > > ARRRGGHHH!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED!!! REAL BAD!!! ARRGGHHH!!! Dickhead??? Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency! Well, you’re certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/18 "2003-07-11T13:42:42Z")
Those poor children. Dear God I hope they get some help to grow up okay. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/19 "2003-07-11T13:46:44Z")
This is the Pit. You’re concerned that I called you a dickhead? Get over it. A Google news search using the terms “rape” + “blind” turns up zip in relation to your OP. Did any of this really take place, or what? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694/20 "2003-07-11T13:51:58Z")
Oh I’m sure he made it up, it being a slow morning at work and all. :rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-god-damn-hands-off-her-ya-fuck-not-for-the-weak-of-heart/187694.md?page=2)