# Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out Of The Dishwasher! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063 "2006-07-18T20:56:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/1 "2006-07-18T20:56:42Z")
[From Craig’s List](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/167345070.html) Just thought I would share. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/2 "2006-07-18T21:10:45Z")
Eeeeewwww! Could be worse. I once overheard someone complaining about the dents left in their dildos from the dishwasher rack. :eek: And to think somee people pay EXTRA for toys with added texture! ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/3 "2006-07-18T21:27:03Z")
Damn hard water spots. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/4 "2006-07-18T21:37:45Z")
But, when the wash cycle is finished they are so toasty warm 😉 ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/5 "2006-07-18T21:44:35Z")
I’m just surprised this thread has a view:post ratio of just 4:3. The afternoon is young, though. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/6 "2006-07-18T21:46:52Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > I’m just surprised this thread has a view:post ratio of just 4:3. The afternoon is young, though. Also wanted to repeat my call for the banning of smileys everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/7 "2006-07-18T21:54:56Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > [From Craig’s List](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/167345070.html) > Just thought I would share. If his anal beads are in the dishwasher, does that mean he’s been walking around all day with a cake of ‘jet-dry’ up his ass? (If it true to its name, he won’t shit for a week…! :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/8 "2006-07-18T22:16:25Z")
now **there’s** a sentence that you won’t find in your 10th grade French book! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/9 "2006-07-18T22:17:38Z")
But dammit, the package says they’re _dishwasher safe!_ I was going to include a link here, which would have made this post howlingly funny. Unfortunately, while the beads may be safe, the link isn’t. So, just Google “anal beads” and “dishwasher” and go from there. Well, hell. This isn’t funny at all, is it? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/10 "2006-07-18T22:21:18Z")
> [@craigslist](#): > > We let a lot of shit slide. I guess so. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/11 "2006-07-18T23:22:53Z")
I read somewhere about a Chinese restaurant that put toilet seats in the dishwasher. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/12 "2006-07-18T23:23:50Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > But dammit, the package says they’re **dishwasher safe!** I’m reminded of a Jay Leno “Headlines” bit that included a pooper scooper with that notation. ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/13 "2006-07-18T23:25:04Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > I read somewhere about a Chinese restaurant that put toilet seats in the dishwasher. How did he feel about that? Did he get another job? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/14 "2006-07-18T23:27:49Z")
Well, jeez, dude, how do you clean **your** anal beads?! Please don’t tell me you **don’t!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/15 "2006-07-18T23:30:47Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Well, jeez, dude, how do you clean **your** anal beads?! > > Please don’t tell me you **don’t!** :eek: I don’t, she does 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/16 "2006-07-18T23:31:03Z")
I know I’m somewhat naive in the ways of the world, but… anal beads? I’ve never heard of them before. I am just finding out that they exist, and my first question is not “what’s the best way to clean them”. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/17 "2006-07-18T23:35:11Z")
Discussions of anal beads _definitely_ belong in MPSIMS. I’m going straight to hell for enjoying moving this so much. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/18 "2006-07-18T23:44:44Z")
> [@TVeblen](#): > > Discussions of anal beads _definitely_ belong in MPSIMS. > > I’m going straight to hell for enjoying moving this so much. Wow. I briefly considered it, and then thought “no way will I get away with moving this to MPSIMS. That would be going Too Far.” That’s awesome. You’re awesome. [sub]Although _you’re_ cleaning up whatever they send back as retaliation![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/19 "2006-07-18T23:46:11Z")
Hmm. Based on some of the sales material I’ve seen, the “dishwasher safe” aspect appears to be a major selling point of certain adult toys. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/20 "2006-07-18T23:49:29Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > I know I’m somewhat naive in the ways of the world, but… > > anal beads? > I’ve never heard of them before. I am just finding out that they exist, and my first question is not “what’s the best way to clean them”. I bet you are guessing about right. After you hear the name, learn that they need cleaning (but NOT in the dishwasher), you can put 2 and 2 together. I can’t remember the movie, but somebody was explaining what to do with a suppository, “You just…you just” and were making a “stick it up your ass” motion with their hand. There ya go. Just yank them out when, you know. Right? You know? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063.md?page=2)