# Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out Of The Dishwasher! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063 "2006-07-18T20:56:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/21 "2006-07-18T23:54:35Z")
The student newspaper at University of Oregon just broke the story that the food service is cleaning potatoes in the dishwasher. So let’s hope the guy from Craigslist doesn’t work for UO. > [@](#): > > The University’s central kitchen at Carson Hall has prepared potatoes - intended for the plates of students, faculty and staff - by washing them in a commercial dishwasher with a chemical cleanser… > > The practice may have been occurring for as many as three years… > > The employee … saw the kitchen staff running whole potatoes through the dishwasher using a commercial chemical soap called “Solid Insure.”… > > “He said, ‘We’ve been doing it this way for years and it’s a very common practice … if it doesn’t hurt the pots and pans it doesn’t hurt the food,’” the employee said. [http://www.dailyemerald.com/media/storage/paper859/news/2006/07/11/News/Uo.Uses.Dishwasher.On.Potatoes-2130741.shtml?norewrite200607181952&sourcedomain=www.dailyemerald.com](http://www.dailyemerald.com/media/storage/paper859/news/2006/07/11/News/Uo.Uses.Dishwasher.On.Potatoes-2130741.shtml?norewrite200607181952&sourcedomain=www.dailyemerald.com) ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/22 "2006-07-19T00:54:14Z")
[QUOTE=TVeblen] Discussions of anal beads _definitely_ belong in MPSIMS. I’m going straight to hell for enjoying moving this so much. [/QUOTE] Nobody bother \*\*TVeblen \*\* while he’s enjoying moving the anal beads. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/23 "2006-07-19T01:34:59Z")
[QUOTE=Leviosaurus] Nobody bother \*\*TVeblen \*\* while he’s enjoying moving the anal beads. [/QUOTE] But **where** are the beads as he moves them?? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/24 "2006-07-19T01:52:46Z")
[QUOTE=Leviosaurus] Nobody bother \*\*TVeblen \*\* while he’s enjoying moving the anal beads. [/QUOTE] Your words are misrepresenting the situation. **Veb** is a she. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/25 "2006-07-19T01:53:07Z")
[QUOTE=wring] now **there’s** a sentence that you won’t find in your 10th grade French book! [/QUOTE] Ze anal beads of my aunt… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/26 "2006-07-19T02:14:45Z")
“Gardez vos perles anales Sapristi hors du lave-vaisselle!” ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Seller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Salt\_Seller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salt_Seller)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/27 "2006-07-19T02:58:15Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] “Gardez vos perles anales Sapristi hors du lave-vaisselle!” [/QUOTE] Most people are unaware of this, but that was the working title of Proust’s _Remembrance of Things Past_. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/28 "2006-07-19T04:13:53Z")
Your roommate’s beads can get a free cleaning by dropping them into Grandma’s denture cleaning glass at her bedside. Remember the string of pearls in the old ads, for that fizzy cleaner? ---
**Author:** ![GorillaGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8491ac/32.png) [@GorillaGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/29 "2006-07-19T04:51:24Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] “Gardez vos perles anales Sapristi hors du lave-vaisselle!” [QUOTE=Salt Seller] Most people are unaware of this, but that was the working title of Proust’s _Remembrance of Things Past_. [/QUOTE] [/QUOTE] In this context, I think it would be more appropriately titled _Remembrance of Things Passed_. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/30 "2006-07-19T06:28:03Z")
I think Proust himself said it best when he asked the immortal question: “Does these madeleines smell funny to you?” ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/31 "2006-07-19T13:42:35Z")
Wasn’t there a thread once by someone annoyed at having to look at the butt plugs drying on the back of the toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/32 "2006-07-19T14:21:31Z")
[QUOTE=kunilou] But dammit, the package says they’re _dishwasher safe!_ I was going to include a link here, which would have made this post howlingly funny. Unfortunately, while the beads may be safe, the link isn’t. So, just Google “anal beads” and “dishwasher” and go from there. Well, hell. This isn’t funny at all, is it? [/QUOTE] I just googled it and checked out the website (definitely NOT work-safe!), but it left me wondering, “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/33 "2006-07-19T15:06:13Z")
What’s impressive is when you stick 'em in someone’s anus and they come out tied in a knot. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/34 "2006-07-19T15:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] I just googled it and checked out the website (definitely NOT work-safe!), but it left me wondering, “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek: [/QUOTE] Why the heck wouldn’t you want a 3 lbs stainless steel dildo? ( I read it originally as a stainsteel dodo.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/35 "2006-07-19T15:53:34Z")
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat] Just yank them out when, you know. Right? You know? [/QUOTE] Whattaya, rip-startin’ a lawn mower? :eek: Dude, be gentle. Ease them out, one at a time, just as she (or he, as the case may be) begins to slide over the edge into ecstasy … er, at least that’s what I read once on a web site that I can’t remember and don’t have bookmarked! ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/36 "2006-07-19T16:07:31Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek: [/QUOTE] To avoid the splinters Martha Washington suffered? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/37 "2006-07-19T22:36:20Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek: [/QUOTE] Because the 5lb model is too heavy? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/38 "2006-07-19T22:48:38Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek: [/QUOTE] Because you could put it in the self-cleaning oven instead of the dishwasher? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/39 "2006-07-19T23:35:45Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] , “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek: [/QUOTE] Because if you ever run out of anti aircraft missles during an attack on your home, and you have rocket launcher, you can stick it to the bad guys in a quasi-metaphorical way. No one ever expects the Three Pound Dildo Launcher. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063/40 "2006-07-19T23:50:07Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] No one ever expects the Three Pound Dildo Launcher. [/QUOTE] I can see you’ve never been to any of those “off the beaten path” sex shows. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-anal-beads-out-of-the-dishwasher/365063.md?page=3)