# Keep your goddamn pets at home!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-pets-at-home/346795>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-pets-at-home/346795 "2006-03-02T19:10:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-pets-at-home/346795/21 "2006-03-03T07:52:41Z")

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> [@congodwarf](#):
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> idiot adults who think that lumber carts are surfboards,

#1 I am not an idiot

#2 They ARE surfboards

#3 Surf’s up babeey!

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-goddamn-pets-at-home/346795/22 "2006-03-03T14:08:42Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> They tend to when it bucks like that.

Yup, you’re supposed to put it’s hindlegs inside your wellies to prevent this. 🙂

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