Keep your goddamn pets at home!

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@congodwarf

idiot adults who think that lumber carts are surfboards,

#1 I am not an idiot

#2 They ARE surfboards

#3 Surf’s up babeey!

[Honey]

@SkipMagic

They tend to when it bucks like that.

Yup, you’re supposed to put it’s hindlegs inside your wellies to prevent this.