# Keep your Jesus off of my...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-jesus-off-of-my/374594>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 29, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-jesus-off-of-my/374594 "2006-09-29T08:44:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-jesus-off-of-my/374594/1 "2006-09-29T08:44:14Z")

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[Here you go… lyrics are NSFW](http://youtube.com/watch?v=d5YrB7TpT1Y) (link goes to YouTube)

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-jesus-off-of-my/374594/2 "2006-09-29T14:21:51Z")

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For some reason I kept thinking:

You got Jesus on my penis!

You got penis on my Jesus!

Two great tastes that taste great together.

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**Author:** ![XaMcQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/f9ae1b/32.png) [@XaMcQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XaMcQ)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keep-your-jesus-off-of-my/374594/3 "2006-09-29T20:32:09Z")

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That was hilarious. Thank you!