# Keeping an eye out for Jesus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632 "2018-02-26T23:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/1 "2018-02-26T23:29:34Z")
This happened around 15 miles from me around 3 weeks ago, and I see it [is getting national media mention](http://people.com/human-interest/mother-girl-gouged-out-own-eyes-speaks-out/) now. 20-year-old gets hopped up on goofballs, goes to church, and decides to take [Matthew’s advice](http://biblehub.com/parallel/matthew/18-9.htm) to heart, claws out her own eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/2 "2018-02-26T23:37:21Z")
Pirates For Jesus! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/3 "2018-02-26T23:43:36Z")
Goofballs, everybody! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/4 "2018-02-26T23:51:53Z")
Blind ambition. Cray-cray! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/5 "2018-02-27T02:40:41Z")
Bet she didn’t see that coming! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/6 "2018-02-27T02:46:55Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Bet she didn’t see that coming! Oh, she saw it coming. She just didn’t see it going. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/7 "2018-02-27T02:51:03Z")
This thread is getting cornea and cornea. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/8 "2018-02-27T02:53:22Z")
Reminds me of I Know This Much Is True where the mentally ill brother cuts off his own hand. While sitting in the public library. based on the previous verse. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/9 "2018-02-27T03:21:32Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Oh, she saw it coming. She just didn’t see it going. Best comment of the thread - all in favor say, “eye” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/10 "2018-02-27T03:48:49Z")
The eye’s have it. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-an-eye-out-for-jesus/809632/11 "2018-02-27T05:53:15Z")
Her left eye is asking “Hey, what did I do to deserve this?”