# Keeping it in the family, or boinking the teenage daughter of your bride-to-be **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316 "2004-12-06T04:13:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/1 "2004-12-06T04:13:41Z")
This one has Jerry Springer written all over it. Theirs was a 10 year long relationship, soon to become wedded, until the bride caught the groom with the maid of honor, her 18 year old daughter. :eek: Not wanting to lose his deposit on the tux, [the daughter is going to marry him now](http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,11587356%5E663,00.html). I wonder if she’ll invite her Mom? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f04885/32.png) [@Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ninja_Pizza_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/2 "2004-12-06T04:15:08Z")
I’d swear I’ve seen this – err, I mean I’ve heard this is the plot of more than one porn flick. ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/3 "2004-12-06T04:27:38Z")
Would you want this woman for your mother-in-law? :eek: Since hell hath no fury and all that…especially when it is with your daughter I’m thinking. Can you say karma? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/4 "2004-12-06T05:01:32Z")
> [@](#): > > But her world fell apart when she came home early and found **157cm** Paul with Emma in the garden of the house they all shared in England’s West Midlands. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/5 "2004-12-06T05:35:02Z")
Thrift, thrift, Horatio. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/6 "2004-12-06T05:39:31Z")
How long until they show up on Springer? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/7 "2004-12-06T06:42:28Z")
Not until the grooms sisters get involved with the (former) fiancee’s uncle, or somesuch. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/8 "2004-12-06T06:43:04Z")
Damn. He must’ve had a large cock. Or been one. What thread am I in? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/9 "2004-12-06T07:29:53Z")
No sense going for humor here. If Woody Allen couldn’t get a laugh out of this situation, how can I? ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/10 "2004-12-06T15:52:13Z")
They are perfect for each other. Hopefully they decide not to breed. ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/11 "2004-12-06T16:44:10Z")
I was afraid this was about you, Paul. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ithaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Ithaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ithaka)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/12 "2004-12-06T17:00:42Z")
Looks like the story has been lifted from UK’s highbrow daily [The Sun](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004560494,00.html). As befits the intellectual quality of this paper the reporting is more in depth: > [@The Sun](#): > > She had her hands over his backside and he was fondling her naked breasts. They were certainly going for it. There are also photos of the three of them. It looks like they’d fit in quite well on Jerry . . . ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/13 "2004-12-06T17:03:28Z")
“The family that lays together, stays together…” ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/14 "2004-12-06T17:58:49Z")
Why would the daughter be interested in a guy who was probably sleeping with her mom? I mean, why would an older guy supposedly in love with your mother seem like an ok person to be romping in a garden with? She must have not have liked her mother-- this seems like a sick way to lash out at her or something. _shakes head_ I can’t make no sense of it…no sense of it at all… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/15 "2004-12-06T18:10:06Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Not wanting to lose his deposit on the tux… Hopefully, he took it off first. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/16 "2004-12-06T18:19:49Z")
You know you’re a perf if: [ul]You’ve ever said “Gee, you’re tighter than your Mom.” [/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/17 "2004-12-06T18:21:50Z")
I’ve been watching I CLAUDIUS all weekend, so this doesn’t sound too strange to me at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/18 "2004-12-06T18:28:51Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > You know you’re a perf if: > > [ul]You’ve ever said “Gee, you’re tighter than your Mom.” > [/ul] [ul] [li]While receiving oral favors from your young wife you ask, “Did you learn that from your mom?”[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/19 "2004-12-06T18:28:58Z")
> [@SanibelMan](#): > > :eek: Well in the Sun link it makes a little more sense… it seems to refer to his height. What that has to do with the story I don’t know… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/20 "2004-12-06T20:03:14Z")
Yes, this is a perfect setup for Rodeo Sex. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316.md?page=2)