# Keeping it in the family, or boinking the teenage daughter of your bride-to-be

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**Created:** [December 6, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316 "2004-12-06T04:13:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/21 "2004-12-06T20:08:04Z")

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who is more pitiful? the mother or the daughter?

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/22 "2004-12-06T20:20:43Z")

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> [@shijinn](#):
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> who is more pitiful? the mother or the daughter?

What would make the mother pitiful? She gave the guy the boot, called off the wedding, confronted the both of them, and even allegedly turned the guy down when he came crawling back. Sounds pretty together to me.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-it-in-the-family-or-boinking-the-teenage-daughter-of-your-bride-to-be/278316/23 "2004-12-06T21:09:50Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> You know you’re a perf if:
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> [ul]You’ve ever said “Gee, you’re tighter than your Mom.”  
> [/ul]

You know you’re a redneck when the daughter replies “That’s what Dad tells me.”

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