# Keeping track in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 6, 2023, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777 "2023-03-06T11:28:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777/261 "2023-03-13T05:54:08Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > asparagus for breakfast Ew. Yeah, no, I don’t think we can be friends anymore. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777/262 "2023-03-13T05:55:36Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > 12 dozen butter shamrocks with only 12 molds Jeebus. You have my … sympathy? Condolences? Prayers for the future? ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777/263 "2023-03-13T06:08:50Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Jeebus. You have my … sympathy? Condolences? Prayers for the future? Just point and laugh. I’m old enough to know better, this was all my fault. No more stoned business phone calls. Ever. The worst part is knowing that while I will deliver them all intact (are you old enough to remember getting pats of butter on stiff waxed paper?), I just know that nobody is really going to pay attention to the shape. It’s butter, who looks at butter unless its green or red or blue. And yes, I do expect to have a discussion about blue butter with edible glitter at some point. I’m _sure_ everyone knows what that answer will be! Funny about your snakes because yes, that is just what some milk does! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777/264 "2023-03-13T06:10:16Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > blue butter with edible glitter WANT. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777/265 "2023-03-13T06:52:38Z")
Up caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave. > [@Paintcharge](#): > > **doggio** If’n you do grow some terriers, can I get one? If I grow terriers, _everybody_ is gonna get one. 🐕 ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777/266 "2023-03-13T07:02:36Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Fart fest!!! Eat lotsa beans before your next class. Crop dust those anti vax nutjobs. You’re earthier and savvier than I am. I was thinking glitter from a big open jar labeled “Vaxx Dust.” > [@dogbutler](#): > > If I grow terriers, _everybody_ is gonna get one. 🐕 Oprah: Look under your seat! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keeping-track-in-the-mmp/980777.md?page=13)