# Kegel Exercises For Men

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [September 28, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318 "2001-09-28T15:36:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318/1 "2001-09-28T15:36:54Z")

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I just wanted to say that Slug has outdone himself with the illustration that accompanies Cecil’s column on [Kegel Exercises for Men](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010928.html). It is quite possibly his best work, and is funny on so many levels. One questions though: what is the significance of the man touching the TV antenna? Do damp trousers result in better reception?

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**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318/2 "2001-09-28T15:43:19Z")

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For the world’s smartest man he could have told the damn Y2KY joke correctly.  
… four digits into **your date**.

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318/3 "2001-09-29T03:18:06Z")

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Wow, not only did THE Cecil answer my query, but I’ve always wondered about it, and now I know.

Hey guys, if any of you want me to judge how well you do those exercises, I AM available for consultations. 😉

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318/4 "2001-09-29T04:58:32Z")

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I once envisioned a character for some fiction I was writing–a singing urologist named Urethra Franklin. Unfortunately…or maybe fortunately…I never went anywhere with the story.

There is no connection with the subject under discussion. I just thought I’d share.

(And congrats, **Anti**.)

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318/5 "2001-09-29T10:12:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Anti Pro \*  
> \*\*Hey guys, if any of you want me to judge how well you do those exercises, I AM available for consultations. 😉 \*\*

First, just _where_ is your uterus?

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegel-exercises-for-men/84318/6 "2001-09-29T17:42:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RM Mentock \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Anti Pro \*  
> > \*\*Hey guys, if any of you want me to judge how well you do those exercises, I AM available for consultations. 😉 \*\*
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> First, just _where_ is your uterus? \*\*

On forty-second street still waiting for the streetcars to come back.

Thanks for sharing, \*\* MysterEcks \*\* what would ‘Urethra’s’ theme song be anyway??? I’ve got one for you, if you need any ideas, ‘Slip Sliding Away.’ Or,  
‘I’ve got a hold on you.’… feel free to hum along.