# Kegerator = Heaven

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516 "2002-06-11T20:26:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/1 "2002-06-11T20:26:00Z")

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I am the proud owner of a kegerator. Saturday morning I went down and got a frosty keg and hooked it up. Although the keg is already kicked, I noticed that I have twice as many women in my house everyday now. 😃

A tear of joy runs down my cheek everytime I pull that tap. My life is complete and I am happy.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/2 "2002-06-11T20:35:22Z")

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World Eater, I hereby order you to move westward (at least 715 miles), young man.

Kegarators are indeed the way God intended college to be lived. And if you aren’t in college, I salute you. You are truly a man among men (and now apparently a man among the ladies).

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/3 "2002-06-11T20:35:22Z")

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World Eater, I hereby order you to move westward (at least 715 miles), young man.

Kegarators are indeed the way God intended college to be lived. And if you aren’t in college, I salute you. You are truly a man among men (and now apparently a man among the ladies).

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/4 "2002-06-11T20:45:28Z")

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May I ask how much you paid for said kegerator?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/5 "2002-06-11T21:13:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Canthearya \*  
> \*\*May I ask how much you paid for said kegerator? \*\*

Actually I got it off a friend who just moved, bless his soul. But [heres](http://www.rayfes.com/me/kegerator/kegerator.php) some helpful info and some links. I was amazed at how simple they are, literally just a fridge with the shelves removed and a hole drilled in the front.

Thanks **Munch** , I never went to _collage_ 😃  
I guess I’m trying to make up for that now.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/6 "2002-06-11T21:14:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*Although the keg is already kicked, I noticed that I have twice as many women in my house everyday now. \*\*

Is that because of the alcohol induced double vision?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/7 "2002-06-11T22:19:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*Is that because of the alcohol induced double vision? \*\*

Hehe quite possibly. I was also thinking of doing some homebrewing, anybody know how I get my brew into a keg?

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**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/8 "2002-06-11T22:38:51Z")

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Much like the Budweiser commercials I wish to salute a great American.

God Bless you Mr. Kegerator Salesman. Thanks to your ingenious CO2 system our beer never gets skunky. We no longer keep our trashcans full of our portly metal friend. No longer do we have to buy frozen water at 1.29 /8 lbs. Your cool calming presence and glorious tap is what dreams are made of… The American Dream. Mr. Kegerator Salesman we salute you.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/9 "2002-06-11T23:11:16Z")

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Yeah between me and my friends I was hauling a trashbag a day of beercans. I can practically see the can collectors rioting in the streets from my window.

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**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/10 "2002-06-11T23:30:08Z")

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Tee hee. We have something similar in our basement. My homebrewing husband drilled holes in the front of a standard refrigerator (frosty mugs in the freezer above!) and added taps because he was tired of bottling the stuff.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kegerator-heaven/113516/11 "2002-07-07T19:41:15Z")

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Sorry to bring this back up, but I just noticed World Eater’s question about kegging homebrew. What you’ll need to research are Cornelius kegs. They are used for soda syrup and are being phased out in favor of the ‘bag in a box’, so they are relatively inexpensive. You can buy a complete kit for kegging homebrew for around $120-140, including keg, regulator, hoses, CO2 tank and quick disconnects. Beware, though, that homebrewing, especially with a kegging sysytem, can get really addicting. 😉
