# Keith Richards' daughter arrested for marijuana possession

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326 "2011-03-03T07:51:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/1 "2011-03-03T07:51:28Z")

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You’ve got to wonder what Keith’s reaction will be when he sees her.

“Marijuana? What are you - ten? When I was your age I was mxing methamphetamines and rhino tranquilizers and injecting it in my eyeballs - for breakfast!”

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/2 "2011-03-03T11:35:19Z")

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Good thing for her she looks like her mom rather than dad.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/3 "2011-03-03T12:57:59Z")

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Keef often says that he rarely has his own stash and grabs some from his kids…

I wonder what the story is here - seems like a non-event…

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/4 "2011-03-03T13:06:02Z")

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Yeah; it’s more noteworthy that one can be arrested for possessing a bit of vegetable matter, yet can stockpile guns with impunity.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/5 "2011-03-03T13:08:11Z")

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> [@An\_Arky](#):
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> Yeah; it’s more noteworthy that one can be arrested for possessing a bit of vegetable matter, yet can stockpile guns with impunity.

Theodora Richards was also found with a stash of heavy artillery?!?!?

😉

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/6 "2011-03-03T14:14:41Z")

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**Keith Richards’ daughter _not_ in possession of illegal drugs.**

Now _that_ would be headline news.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/7 "2011-03-03T18:10:31Z")

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In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning, a bear was observed defecating in the woods, and Generalissimo Franco is still dead.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/8 "2011-03-03T18:42:22Z")

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It was a bit more than just drugs

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> Police reportedly found the 25-year-old model spraying graffiti on a building in lower Manhattan when they discovered that she was carrying marijuana and a controlled substance.
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> According to a new report from the Los Angeles Times, Richards was spotted spray painting the letters T and A on a convent in New York’s ritzy SoHo neighborhood.

Full story [here](http://www.rttnews.com/Content/EntertainmentNews.aspx?Section=2&Id=1567621&SM=1)

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/9 "2011-03-03T19:00:07Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Good thing for her **she looks like her mom rather than dad.**

Actually, I have to disagree on that second part.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/10 "2011-03-03T19:04:57Z")

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I still remember part of a story on _Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me_ after Richards had been in the news a few times (snorting his dad’s ashes, falling out of a palm tree, that sort of thing)…

“When Keith Richards dies, if indeed, he can die…”

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/11 "2011-03-03T19:07:00Z")

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> [@Markxxx](#):
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> It was a bit more than just drugs
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> Full story [here](http://www.rttnews.com/Content/EntertainmentNews.aspx?Section=2&Id=1567621&SM=1)

Should I know what the letters T and A stand for?

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/12 "2011-03-03T19:07:40Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Theodora Richards was also found with a stash of heavy artillery?!?!?
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> 😉

:smack: 🙂

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/13 "2011-03-03T19:11:03Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Theodora Richards was also found with a stash of heavy artillery?!?!?

She rolls like that.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/14 "2011-03-03T19:47:09Z")

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> [@An\_Arky](#):
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> Yeah; it’s more noteworthy that one can be arrested for possessing a bit of vegetable matter, yet can stockpile guns with impunity.

Unfortunate that our Founding Fathers failed to see the necessity of a mellow, junk-food-craving militia.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/15 "2011-03-03T19:54:16Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Should I know what the letters T and A stand for?

[del]first and last letters of Theodora’s name[/del]

Tits & Ass, as immortalized in Chorus Lines’ [Dance 10, looks 3](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-yjj6_LBCs)

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/16 "2011-03-03T20:03:05Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Should I know what the letters T and A stand for?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/4d2FMGMO9Ag?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/17 "2011-03-03T20:30:40Z")

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That’s wrong, all – she didn’t write “T&A,” she wrote (with a marker, not spray-paint) “T [heart] A.” Maybe she loves her sister Alexandra.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/18 "2011-03-03T23:17:27Z")

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Graffiti-ing the convent is the only disturbing part of this story.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/19 "2011-03-04T00:04:36Z")

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Actually, I’m surprised there wasn’t more.

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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-richards-daughter-arrested-for-marijuana-possession/573326/20 "2011-03-04T01:53:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Good thing for her she looks like her mom rather than dad.

Keith was very attractive up until about 1969 or so. The first time I saw the movie Rock & Roll Circus, I wondered who the girl was that was singing with the Stones.
