# Keith Stone saves hot chicks in trees, and America **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816 "2010-09-15T04:47:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/1 "2010-09-15T04:47:52Z")
Ok, the real hero is named Jacob Isom, but he looks a LOT like Keith Stone and he is so SMOOTH. [Here’s a story](http://amarillo.com/news/local-news/2010-09-14/dude-you-have-no-quran) with a pic. To summarize the story: A copycat Terry Jones in Amarillo, TX gathers his flock and the press in a local park to burn a Koran. He puts it on a grill and pours lighter fluid on it. Before he can light it, in swoops Kei…, er Jacob, scoops it up, ans says, “Dude, you have no Koran.” [Jocob’s own words.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2-KgBhslBQ#t=0m50s) This guy actually saved some lives, and I hope he gets laid by a hot chick with great tatts as a reward. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/2 "2010-09-15T19:05:37Z")
Jacob might have been saving the book, but I get the sneaking suspicion he was interested in preserving the kerosene for its fume value. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/3 "2010-09-15T19:10:05Z")
Cool, but where do the trees/chicks come in? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/4 "2010-09-15T19:32:52Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Cool, but where do the trees/chicks come in? You do not know of [Keith’s ongoing adventures](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLStB-0K-jQ)? ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/5 "2010-09-15T19:35:32Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Jacob might have been saving the book, but I get the sneaking suspicion he was interested in preserving the kerosene for its fume value. Indeed ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/6 "2010-09-16T12:31:58Z")
Reading the article it looks like the pastor had already decided not to burn the book, as a bunch of other protesters had placed their hands on the kerosene-soaked books which would have caused injury. So a slightly tempered “hurrah” from me for Koran-Saving Skater Dude. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/7 "2010-09-16T19:35:53Z")
So was this guy arrested for stealing a book or what? ---
**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/8 "2010-09-20T15:50:57Z")
Where’s Inspector Javert when you really need him? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/keith-stone-saves-hot-chicks-in-trees-and-america/553816/9 "2010-09-20T16:04:58Z")
Righteous, dude. Guy needs a cape and a pair of spandex underpants. 😃