# Kelli's 2000th post lesbian seduction thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 14, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511 "2000-07-14T01:09:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/21 "2000-07-14T04:51:19Z")
Uh, congrats on 2000 Kelli, I’m trying to catch up to you ! As for the rest of the op, well um, :o . I’m kind of addicted to the the LIONsob. He knows what to touch, when, where and how. After 23 years with him , no one else stands a chance. ( Not even Byz, who I would put at the top of my list if I swung anywhere near that direction. ) ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/22 "2000-07-14T05:06:07Z")
Congrats kelli on Y(our)2K! ::sets chair next to bluepony:: What magnification are you using? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/23 "2000-07-14T05:22:02Z")
Ayesha – I’m flattered that you would consider me! After the way you and Lion were practically in each other’s pants during our meeting I would say my consideration on either one of your parts would be fleeting at BEST! You two are so into each other a pretty little thing like me doesn’t stand much of a chance! Frankly, if I had what you two have, I’d be the same way. You guys ROCK! When I find my soul mate, I’ll bet I’m the same; I’ll look and think, yeah, okay, maybe if… but in the end I’ll go back to my soul mate. ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/24 "2000-07-14T06:09:54Z")
I must say I am disturbed by the nature of this thread though. I certainly hope that you are not seriously considering deviant sex. I will have to join the other men in keeping a close eye on the developments. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/25 "2000-07-14T06:13:05Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Byzantine Falcon – I’d love to rub a lime along your arm and then lick it off while I peruse that tattoo. Can I then lick salt off your “naughty bits” after I kick back my shot?_ Well, let’s just talk about this, hmmm? Sorta like a massive tequila body shot? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/26 "2000-07-14T06:21:18Z")
2Sense: You have the next beer run. And bring some more Cheetos. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/27 "2000-07-14T07:15:31Z")
You know? It’s not like I thought, in fact. I think I was really bad at it, actually. The lesbianism that is. I’ve yet to get my 2000 post, so I have no experiance with THAT yet! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/28 "2000-07-14T07:43:05Z")
'Grats, **kells**! 'Member the time we fucked with **heatherlee** ’s head? Gosh, I wish I could find that thread… ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/29 "2000-07-14T09:38:34Z")
Congratulations Kelli. Now, as it seems I am not supposed to be here, I will promptly leave and then go look in through the window. 😃 Yours, - **NM** ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/30 "2000-07-14T10:00:01Z")
Falcon – I guess so, since no other poster seems to have a bit of humor or fun… so, now, where is this salt? On your chest or should I delve lower??? Oh, my, what do we have here… ChiefScott, what are you DOING down there? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/31 "2000-07-14T10:03:35Z")
'Scuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/32 "2000-07-14T10:11:24Z")
Oh, you are excused and all… now, honey, whip off that uniform and assume the position! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/33 "2000-07-14T10:18:30Z")
If I spend any more time in this goddamned thread, I’ll NEVER make 2000 posts! Congrats, Kelli! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/34 "2000-07-14T12:08:12Z")
Congrats, Kelli. If reincarnation is an option, I want to return as a lesbian. I can still chase women _and_ get to play golf from the red tees. Mmmmmmm…women and golf! ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/35 "2000-07-14T12:19:53Z")
Congratulations on your post count Kell. And um, whatever else you decide. :smoothie scuffles her feet in the dirt with a red face and then runs: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/36 "2000-07-14T12:25:28Z")
I never thought I’d hit 2000 before you did! 😃 Nice to finally see you here. Welp, guess I’ll be going now… No, really. I gotta go. OK, maybe I’ll hang out for just a bit. \< Gets out video camera and sets up arc lights \> ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/37 "2000-07-14T12:41:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Byzantine \* > \*\*Oh, you are excused and all… now, honey, whip off that uniform and assume the position! > \*\* Whoa slow down Byz Woman, I’m thinking we should be taking applications for the centre of this oreo. Line up over to the left boys, resumes in hand. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/38 "2000-07-14T12:54:06Z")
Scotty, all you had to do was ask… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3614](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3614) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/39 "2000-07-14T12:54:45Z")
> [@](#): > > We should get all the women on the board to convert - imagine the headlines! STRAIGHT DOPE CAUSES LESBIANISM! Wow, this is going to be a very long day. I read that as “Straight POPE causes lesbianism”. P.S. Congrats ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/40 "2000-07-14T13:05:46Z")
[/quote] 'Member the time we fucked with heatherlee’s head? /quote] Just what the hell does squicking have to do with Kelli’s number of posts? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511.md?page=3)