# Kelli's 2000th post lesbian seduction thread

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**Created:** [July 14, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511 "2000-07-14T01:09:24Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kellis-2000th-post-lesbian-seduction-thread/25511/61 "2000-07-17T16:03:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*I shouldn’t even bother fixing my hair and shirt this time. 😃 \*\*

Don’t bother, hon!

Matter of fact, leave the shirt off and the hair undone. Save us both time and trouble.

Where have you been all my life? You and I are two who:

“no sooner met but they looked, no sooner looked but they  
loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner  
sighed but they asked one another the reason, no  
sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy”  
–As You Like It, Act 5, Scene ii

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> \*Originally posted by Byzantine \*  
> \*\*DRY – “What the hell are you women trying to do to me??” Nothing. Not one single thing. Why? Did you WANT us to do something to you??? Be clear. Spell it out in detail. Remember: We’re here to help!  
> \*\*

Anything that’ll get me off, actually. I would not presume to tell advise such expert women on the topic of sensuality:

“You seem to me as Dian in her orb,  
As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown;  
But you are more intemperate in your blood  
Than Venus, or those pamper’d animals  
That rage in savage sensuality.”  
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4, Scene i

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