# Kelly Osbourne finally hit by reality. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449 "2007-03-11T04:12:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/1 "2007-03-11T04:12:56Z")
Hefner has a killer quote “I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.” It’s good to see somebody tell her the truth, even if it’s a lecturous old man. [Hefner statement.](http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a42224/hefner-rejects-osbournes-playboy-plea.html?rss) ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/2 "2007-03-11T04:28:46Z")
I have seen worse in the mag… not much worse, but a little worse… ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/3 "2007-03-11T04:29:30Z")
Hef gives lectures now? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/4 "2007-03-11T04:34:33Z")
To those who need it, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/5 "2007-03-11T05:12:11Z")
Is that Ozzy’s kid? ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/6 "2007-03-11T05:16:08Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] Is that Ozzy’s kid? [/QUOTE] Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/7 "2007-03-11T05:17:57Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] Is that Ozzy’s kid? [/QUOTE] We could do a paternity test but I doubt there’s a bit of blood in his body that didn’t come from a transfusion or a speck of hair that isn’t a wig. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/8 "2007-03-11T06:34:17Z")
I’ll be the first to say I would definitely sleep with Kelly Osbourne, and I don’t understand what’s so unappealing about her. She’s comfortable with herself and has a unique look - so what if she doesn’t look like the bimbos that are typical of Playboy. So Hef can go fuck himself. ---
**Author:** ![Secret\_Volcano\_Lair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Secret\_Volcano\_Lair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Secret_Volcano_Lair)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/9 "2007-03-11T07:25:54Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] I’ll be the first to say I would definitely sleep with Kelly Osbourne, and I don’t understand what’s so unappealing about her. She’s comfortable with herself and has a unique look - so what if she doesn’t look like the bimbos that are typical of Playboy. So Hef can go fuck himself. [/QUOTE] I agree with everything you said, I think she’s very attractive. Hefner is just being a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/10 "2007-03-11T08:11:58Z")
IMO, she’s a fucking hag. Disagree with Playboy all you want, but she is definitely not the type of body that belongs in that mag. Hef could have been a little nicer about it though. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/11 "2007-03-11T09:01:10Z")
Yeah, I find her at least mildly attractive, but Kelly Osbourne is definitely not the type of girl they photograph in Playboy. Also: Damn, Hef. That was harsh. Hmm. This is basically the same post as **Auto** ’s, above – isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/12 "2007-03-11T16:23:12Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] I’ll be the first to say I would definitely sleep with Kelly Osbourne, and I don’t understand what’s so unappealing about her. She’s comfortable with herself and has a unique look - so what if she doesn’t look like the bimbos that are typical of Playboy. So Hef can go fuck himself. [/QUOTE] I’d do her too but that is beside the point. Playboy has a certain type of woman in their magazine. She is about as far from the type as one can be. Just because she isn’t that type does not mean that she is unattractive. Hef was right on the mark. ---
**Author:** ![Caridwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@Caridwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caridwen)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/13 "2007-03-11T16:26:55Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] I’ll be the first to say I would definitely sleep with Kelly Osbourne, and I don’t understand what’s so unappealing about her. She’s comfortable with herself and has a unique look - so what if she doesn’t look like the bimbos that are typical of Playboy. So Hef can go fuck himself. [/QUOTE] She’s not hideous but she does have a rather large Charley Brown shaped head. I take that back, it’s shaped more like Lucy’s head. [http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/peanuts/](http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/peanuts/) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/14 "2007-03-11T16:44:17Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] I’ll be the first to say I would definitely sleep with Kelly Osbourne, and I don’t understand what’s so unappealing about her. [/QUOTE] Blech! In the immortal words of any number of guys throughout the ages “She’s so ugly I wouldn’t fuck her with _your_ dick.” Go, Hef! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/15 "2007-03-11T17:28:33Z")
**Argent Towers** & **Secret Volcano Lair** , I find this interesting. Did you also think Monica Lewinsky was cute? At least Monica had a cuter face, Kelly is unattractive by most standards. I won’t be as harsh as **Silenus** \*, but I do not think Hef was too harsh. Jim - Not that I disagree, but man is that harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/16 "2007-03-11T17:41:23Z")
She looks too lumpy to be on playboy. I don’t think people are going to want to open up a playboy mag and see a page full of rolls and stretch marks. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/17 "2007-03-11T17:53:48Z")
Hugh Hefner one on side, Kelly Osborne on the other. The choices are, if possible, even more unappealing that the Donald Trump - Rosie O’Donnell showdown. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/18 "2007-03-11T18:09:06Z")
[QUOTE=Incubus] I don’t think people are going to want to open up a playboy mag and see a page full of rolls and stretch marks. [/QUOTE] Yeah because everyone has the same taste. I know a lot of guys who don’t like skinny with no ass and fake tits. (Although even they usually perfer curvy to lumpy, but I haven’t seen Kelly naked so I don’t know if she’s really lumpy or just a different body type.) ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/19 "2007-03-11T18:12:12Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Yeah because everyone has the same taste. [/QUOTE] So what? Those with different taste won’t buy Playboy. Someone who “reads” Playboy will generally not be interested in seeing Kelly nude. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449/20 "2007-03-11T18:51:43Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Yeah because everyone has the same taste. I know a lot of guys who don’t like skinny with no ass and fake tits. [/QUOTE] Do they also like small brains, hideous hair, lots of childish tattoos, a weird, carnivorous smile, bad fashion sense and a total lack of musical talent? Let’s not pretend that this is Helen of Troy with just a fuller figure: > **[UGO](http://www.ugo.com)** > > UGO is a pop culture comedy site. We celebrate our obsessions by cracking jokes and making awesome videos. We kid because we love. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-finally-hit-by-reality/395449.md?page=2)