# Kelly Osbourne isn't looking good... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848 "2003-05-31T23:38:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freiheit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e8c25b/32.png) [@Freiheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freiheit)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/1 "2003-05-31T23:38:38Z")
Quick, go to [comcast.net](http://comcast.net)! The second headline is rather disturbing: “Kelly Osbourne to Share Bill With Ozzy”. But even worse is Kelly’s apparant new look. It seems that the photo is incorrect–it’s of Yoda. Click on the story, and it goes into one about Yoda. Interesting… ---
**Author:** ![lovelyluka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@lovelyluka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelyluka)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/2 "2003-05-31T23:44:24Z")
Oops, too late. They changed the headline…so now it makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/3 "2003-06-01T02:31:53Z")
Bill who? ---
**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/4 "2003-06-01T03:12:41Z")
I’d guess Cosby. ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/5 "2003-06-01T07:35:35Z")
Personally I think Yoda looks better than Kelly Osbourne and he’s over 800 years old! ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/6 "2003-06-01T13:13:19Z")
I’d rather hit it with Yoda than Kelly Osbourne. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/7 "2003-06-01T13:37:14Z")
I’m really hoping KO will do something radical like go to college or something. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/8 "2003-06-01T15:49:04Z")
Hey, Kelly Osbourne is a hottie. Sure, she’s a brat and very annoying, but I’d have a piece of that pie. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/9 "2003-06-01T16:29:10Z")
I’d rather hit Kelly Osbourne with Yoda. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/10 "2003-06-01T21:59:08Z")
Kelly Ozzbornes breath smells like cat food 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/11 "2003-06-01T22:39:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \* > \*\*Kelly Ozzbornes breath smells like cat food 😉 \*\* I didn’t know dogs ate cat food. I guess if they’re _really_ hungry though… ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/12 "2003-06-02T01:08:08Z")
Okay, I’ll bite. What the hell did Kelly Osborne do to deserve such animosity? I’ll admit I’m outta the loop, but my daughter likes her well enough to have purchased that annoying little CD she put out. Surely that isn’t the problem. Is it? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/13 "2003-06-02T01:09:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Splanky \* > \*\*I’d guess Cosby. \*\* _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/14 "2003-06-02T02:37:31Z")
She’s weird. When I was watching the first season of the Osbournes, I never could decide whether I’d hit it or not. It depended mostly on her hair and what she was wearing. For the record, I never thought she was fat (one of the more common digs at her), but sometimes she seemed to have some major jowlage going on. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/15 "2003-06-02T03:20:31Z")
[cosby] I Dooon’t… wanT!.. to dooooo… that, with you… MISter… OsbouuurNNNe. [/cosby] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/16 "2003-06-02T11:33:57Z")
I don’t think she’s a particularly attractive young woman, but that’s just genetics, for the most part. I did see her on one of those annoying MTV Punk’d things, and they were trying to convince her that she needed to redo her image ala Britney Spears. She was aghast and told the guys to bugger off (or something, it was seriously bleeped out). Even her Mom was trying to sell her on at least having a listen (I think she was in on the joke). So at least she has her integrity, which is something. ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/17 "2003-06-02T17:08:36Z")
I saw her at the MTV Movie Awards and she was actually very pretty. It was her brother who looked like an electrified poodle. Ugh! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/18 "2003-06-02T18:18:46Z")
Hear Hear! I keep thinking Jack Osbourne is a middle aged woman when I see him on TV. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/19 "2003-06-02T18:34:00Z")
Originally posted by Ryan Mahoney: Hear Hear! I keep thinking Jack Osbourne is a middle aged woman when I see him on TV. Ryan - that’s too funny. What’s even funnier is that he’s getting way more action than most of y’all. Ick. Blonde ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kelly-osbourne-isnt-looking-good/178848/20 "2003-06-02T18:56:25Z")
When has she ever looked good - pick a normal hair color and stay with that.